Brass Bands Puns

A list of puns related to "Brass Bands"

You have to watch your blood pressure when playing in a brass band...

Or else you might get deep vein trombone-sis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KieranCasey99
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2021
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Halfway through brass band practice I started to feel very dizzy and unwell.

The doctor tells me it was Deep Vein Trombosis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrematureGranulation
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2021
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If I were a trumpet player I would constantly borrow other people's trumpets.

I'd hate to toot my own horn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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I recently found out that in most schools nowadays ...

Brass instruments are band.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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