A man bragged that his bicep looks state of Oklahoma.
Chuck bragged about his first three sexual encounters but about his next one...
I don’t mean to brag, but I just put a puzzle together in 1 day...
and the box said 2-4 years!
Not to brag, but I beat our local chess champion in less than 5 moves yesterday.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
What do you call a bunch of chess nerds bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.
I was in the hotel lobby the other day when I heard 2 chess masters bragging about past wins.
They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
Not to brag, but I have this weird talent in guessing what is inside a wrapped present.
I'm not someone that likes to brag
even if i wanted to, not everyone knows sign language
My friend always brags about hot beautiful his radishes and carrots are...
Not to brag, but I have sychic powers.
For example, right now you’re thinking, “It’s psychic, idiot.”
One of my friends brags all the time that he can make a perfect circle
I don't usually brag about my drum jokes but um...
Not to brag or anything
But I don't need alcohol to make really bad decisions
I used to brag that I’ve traveled to all Canadian territories.
Not to brag, but I have this uncanny ability of guessing what’s inside a wrapped present.
You can say.....it’s a gift.
Not to brag, but I think I came up with a good joke about the Ozone Layer.
Everyone’s bragging about how big their semi is
Odd I prefer my house detached
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
I stopped watering my lawn, but it still looks great! I'm not bragging.
I give credit where credit is dew.
What do you call a bee who never brags?
My dad was bragging about his new hearing aid. “State of the Art,” he said, “It cost me a fortune.”
I said, “Awesome. What type is it?”
He said, “ Two thirty.”
I’m not bragging but I made six figures this year…
So they named me the year’s worst employee at the toy factory...
A person asked me, "Aren't you the guy who brags about weird stuff?"
I replied, "No, Im the guy who takes the longest baths in the city".
I don't want to sound like I'm bragging, but I have a black belt of the 22nd degree.
I just store it at room temperature.
The election is happening in November and Trump will be bragging about the 30 foot wall he built on the Mexican border.
But he probably should have made it much longer than that.
I always like bragging about the very small hatchet I own.....
.....I've done some research on it and as it turns out, it's from the 1850's and was used in some rich guys home to chop up citrus fruits for desserts and cakes etc.
My wife thinks it's boring, she says "it's just an antique lime axe".
My cocky jockey friend likes to brag about how he gets to smoke weed while on the job.
I told him to get off his high horse.
My friend is always bragging about his woodworking tool like an axe but with the cutting edge perpendicular to the handle rather than parallel.
I recently overheard two chess enthusiasts in a hotel lobby. They were bragging about their previous victories
They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
In middle school my friends started bragging about him hitting puberty early.
Not to brag, but I know the first 40000 digits of the expansion of Pi.
Just not in the right order.
My parrot does nothing but brag about how good she is in English, French, German, Spanish, Italian, and Russian.
She's a bit of a Polly-gloat.
Just heard someone bragging about their one night stand
Well I've got two night stands and a double bed
Not to brag, but I've satisfied every waitress that has ever served me
Did you hear about the fashionable scientist who can design your baby to your specifications?
They are always bragging about their designer jeans
Not to brag, but I made some incredible dinner last night.
How could you describe a group of chess grandmasters bragging about their skills in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than 5 moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Not to brag, but I beat the local chess champion in less than 5 moves yesterday.
Finally my high school karate lessons came of some use.
I met some chess players in the hotel lobby. They were bragging about how good they are.
It was Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
Not to brag, but I have this weird talent in guessing what’s inside a wrapped present.
You can say.... it’s a gift.
Not to brag, but yesterday I beat the state chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Not to brag, but I have this weird talent in guessing what's inside a wrapped present.
Not bragging but I made six figures last year...
....so they named me the year's worst employee at the toy factory.
Not to brag, but I have this incredible talent in predicting what’s inside a wrapped present.
What do you call a group of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
What do you call a bunch of Chess players bragging about their games in the hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting on an open foyer.
Not to brag, but I beat the state chess champion in less than 5 moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
What do you call a group of chess players bragging about how they won in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
No bragging but I made six figures last year.
So they named me worst employee at the toy factory.
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