Bear says “oh these? I was born with em.”
Bartender says: that’ll be $20.20
He summoned spirits of long ago
Seriously though, terrible loss.
but I heard it's whiskey buisness.
which is why you never hear about Buffalo Uno or Buffalo Dos
But I'm sure that's just a bourbon legend.
Their marriage was on the rocks!
(Thank you u/VadJag for encouraging me to post this again!)
He finally settles on a su-bourbon area
Some might call it old fashioned but I enjoy my bourbon with a dash of bitters and a sugar cube
They both got rid of Bourbon!
Four of us were just sitting around, sipping on some whiskey.
Friend: "I went to YardHouse the other day with my coworkers and got some good bourbon. Man is burned so bad."
Roommate: "You mean burnbon?"
We just sat around in silence and looked at each other for two minutes before sighing.
My Dad's favorite joke:
A polar bear walks into a bar and sits on a stool. The barkeep asks him, "What'll it be?" The polar bear says, "I'll have a scotch......................... and a bourbon" The barkeep asks, "what's with the big pause?" The polar bear answers, "I was born with them!"
[cue groan track]
My coworker got back from the Essence Festival in New Orleans today and was sharing about it in a group of 4 black people and myself (pretty white). Her: Bourbon st. is so overrated, we just went back to the apartment at 1:30 when some fools started shooting. Me: What? Why'd you leave just when the party started poppin'!?
Groans and laughs were had by all...
She was a little bitter because I had a cocktail and she can't because she's pregnant. She asked me what it was.
Me: "It's bourbon, ginger beer and lime. It's called a Kentucky Mule."
Her: "Does it taste like ASS?!?!?"
