A list of puns related to "Boundaries"
Sir Veyor
They may take a fence.
"They wouldn't let me in."
While there, I picked up my phone and said "Hello, Yeah this is him. On my way." Looked over at my friends and said, "oh don't worry, that was just nature calling" and headed towards the bathroom. I could hear groans behind me. Yeah... They almost left me there
The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.
But when it comes to establishing a boundary, that's where I draw the line.
Iβve been looking to get some masonry work done on a garden boundary outside my house, but the last builder I used ripped me off. He turned up with Pink Floyd blasting on his radio, laid one stone and then left, and he hasnβt been seen since.
Iβm a bit disappointed by it, but all in all itβs just another brick in the wall...
Grandfather: Ask me how I feel (Moms name).
Mom: Ok then...how do you feel?
Grandfather: With my hands!
I was eating at my grandparents house when I got a listen to this gem. Age has no boundaries to dad jokes.
"I'll have H2O," says the 1st. "I'll have H2O, too," says the 2nd. The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.
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