It’s nut milk.
I've never been caught.
I'm not sure what it is, but it'll come back to me
There is a national coin shortage, after all.
Saved you a klick.
It speaks for itself.
I had to draw my own conclusions.
....they all just taste like airplane!?
There's no point.
Their approach was plane and simple
Because they'd still have bear feet
( Canadian joke )
Credit:
https://twitter.com/johncleese/status/1131033587879432192?s=21
He likes keeping everything in odor.
He was sofa king comfortable.
So I asked him how much it costs and whether or not it works.
All they have to do is bring their own chair.
-organically sourced from my dad
...But he's my Czech mate.
The other day I was with my dad at the gym and he was getting on a treadmill while eating some cake (that he brought along) and he looked at me as if I was judging him and said, "What?.. I need some traction to run on the treadmill.."
"Did you hear my joke about the Indian chief's wives?"
The first wife lived in a hut made of deer hide, and bore him one son.
The second wife lived in a hut made of bear hide, and bore him one son.
The third wife lived in a hut of hippopotamus skin and bore him twin sons.
"Thus the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws of two hides!"
A fucking mad lib on the Pythagorean theorem. I'm pissed. He's so happy. Love you dad.
I tell my students to stay in their seats during lessons because my ADD makes me lose focus mid-sentence if they get up.
They ask "Mr El_Guapazo, do you have ADD?"
"Yep, I also have subtraction, division, and multiplication."
