What do you call news about a body of water?
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What European body of water is Justin Timberlake's favorite?
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︎ Feb 25 2022
Have you heard Justin Timberlake's hit song about his favourite Ukrainian body of water?
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︎ Dec 09 2021
What body of water has the most rules?
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︎ Nov 03 2021
I despise stuck-up bodies of water.
Get over yourself, Lake Superior!
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︎ Nov 21 2021
Whilst being approached by a humongous body of water laziness doesn't help but...
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︎ Sep 10 2021
What body of water will make you sick?
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︎ May 13 2021
TIL: Two elephants of the same herd wonβt go into the same body of water together at the same time.
Itβs because they only have one pair of trunks between the two of them.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
What is the most boring body of water to cross?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
What do you call an american car that crashed into a body of water?
A Fjord fusion!
I'll see my way out
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︎ Jan 21 2021
What's the most sarcastic body of water on Earth ?
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︎ Jun 17 2020
What body of water should you never cry in front of?
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︎ Jun 11 2020
There is a mysterious body of water where every wave is the same height, only one type of fish is ever caught there, and the tides come in and out at the same time every day.
Itβs called the Redundant-Sea.
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︎ Feb 26 2020
Oceans are the friendliest bodies of water.
They always greet you with a wave.
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︎ Nov 27 2015
What did one body of water say to the other on Christmas day?
πΆDo you sea what I seaπΆ
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︎ Nov 23 2019
What do you call an indecisive body of water?
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︎ Sep 15 2019
Why didn't the old truck cross the water body?
Because it had rust issues
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︎ Aug 18 2019
Who is a body of waterβs favorite musician
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︎ Jan 29 2019
There are extremely large bodies of water that have never been touched in any way before.
I guess you could call them the virgin seas.
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︎ Jun 21 2019
You know what you call a body of water that listens to what you have to say?
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︎ Mar 09 2018
After slamming on my brakes to move a turtle from the road to a nearby body of water I turned to my wife...
... And said 'Honey, he will be e-turtle-y grateful.'
This is a true story, happened today.
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︎ Jul 15 2017
What body of water has the best hearing?
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︎ Jan 10 2018
I called the police because a man was screaming about large bodies of water and outdoor storage units, but when the police arrived they couldn't arrest him, as he denied everything.
It was a real "He Said Sea Shed" situation.
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︎ Aug 24 2018
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, βI discovered a large body of water on my journey.β
She said, βCould you be a little more pacific?β
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︎ Apr 15 2018
Which body of water can be found in the alphabet?
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︎ Nov 21 2016
Quick question: I need to turn something into a swampy body of water, and I need to get you a gift for your cake day.
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︎ Nov 19 2018
What do you call a mafia member that hangs around a certain Scottish body of water?
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︎ Apr 02 2018
What body of water always texts back?
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︎ May 08 2018
A human is a body of water.
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