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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/alexdaboss2003
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03 2022
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What European body of water is Justin Timberlake's favorite?

Crimea River.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FitTucker0513
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25 2022
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Have you heard Justin Timberlake's hit song about his favourite Ukrainian body of water?

Crimea River

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PropMop31
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09 2021
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What body of water has the most rules?

The poli-sea.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChurnLikeButter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03 2021
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I despise stuck-up bodies of water.

Get over yourself, Lake Superior!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bizzaromatt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21 2021
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Whilst being approached by a humongous body of water laziness doesn't help but...

Hurricane.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ShivaKrishna999
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10 2021
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What body of water will make you sick?

The hepatitis-sea.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13 2021
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TIL: Two elephants of the same herd won’t go into the same body of water together at the same time.

It’s because they only have one pair of trunks between the two of them.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justshtmypnts
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22 2020
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What is the most boring body of water to cross?

The Redundan-Sea

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/antirabbit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27 2020
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What do you call an american car that crashed into a body of water?

A Fjord fusion!

I'll see my way out

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Skorge963
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21 2021
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What's the most sarcastic body of water on Earth ?

Crimea River

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17 2020
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What body of water should you never cry in front of?

The Crimea river

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11 2020
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There is a mysterious body of water where every wave is the same height, only one type of fish is ever caught there, and the tides come in and out at the same time every day.

It’s called the Redundant-Sea.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pockets-sandy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26 2020
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Oceans are the friendliest bodies of water.

They always greet you with a wave.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/scienceofthestars
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27 2015
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What did one body of water say to the other on Christmas day?

🎢Do you sea what I sea🎢

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FatMetalJesus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23 2019
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What do you call an indecisive body of water?

Well...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jeroengast
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15 2019
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Why didn't the old truck cross the water body?

Because it had rust issues

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mundane_wanderer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18 2019
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Who is a body of water’s favorite musician

David Buoy

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Souplorde
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29 2019
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There are extremely large bodies of water that have never been touched in any way before.

I guess you could call them the virgin seas.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kraigistan_25
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 21 2019
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You know what you call a body of water that listens to what you have to say?

Lake Eary

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Clapton_Coil
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09 2018
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After slamming on my brakes to move a turtle from the road to a nearby body of water I turned to my wife...

... And said 'Honey, he will be e-turtle-y grateful.'

This is a true story, happened today.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AzarVC
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15 2017
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What body of water has the best hearing?

Lake Earie

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/evansdead
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10 2018
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I called the police because a man was screaming about large bodies of water and outdoor storage units, but when the police arrived they couldn't arrest him, as he denied everything.

It was a real "He Said Sea Shed" situation.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24 2018
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Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, β€œI discovered a large body of water on my journey.”

She said, β€œCould you be a little more pacific?”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15 2018
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Which body of water can be found in the alphabet?

The C

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JangSaverem
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21 2016
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Quick question: I need to turn something into a swampy body of water, and I need to get you a gift for your cake day.

So what should I bayou?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HalfBlindBibicle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2018
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What do you call a mafia member that hangs around a certain Scottish body of water?

Loch Ness Mobster

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HHStorm21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02 2018
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What body of water always texts back?

Reese Pond.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vicious_viridian
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 08 2018
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A human is a body of water.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KunaiSpai
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08 2018
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