A list of puns related to "Boardshorts"
I'd been doing yard and shed work on a hot day and bought some boardshorts/trunks from an op shop (goodwill) on my way home. Joked around with the older ladies at the register. They said I should try them on and give them a parade... As I was walking away I said "... nah, I'm too hot and dirty..."
As the words were still coming out of my mouth I realized what I'd done. I left in a confused haze of embarrassment and achievement. For a brief moment I touched the state of effortless dad joke.
I'm driving across the country with my SO and we're stopped at a motel right now.
It has a small indoor swimming pool so I put on my boardshorts, went for a quick swim, and hung them up to dry in the shower overnight. This morning my SO saw them:
>"They dry really quickly," she said.
>"Yup, that's what boardshorts are for," I said.
>"They don't have a lot to do?"
It took me a minute. She got me good.
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