The mortician asked the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out the man looks good in the black suit he’s already wearing. The widow however said she thought her husband always looked his best in blue, and she would really like him in a blue suit. She then hands the mortician a blank cheque and says “I don’t care how much it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.” The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe. Remarkably, the suit fit him perfectly. She says to the mortician, “whatever this costs I’m very satisfied, you did an excellent job and I’m incredibly grateful. How much did you spend?” To her astonishment the mortician presents her with her blank cheque, and he says “there’s no charge.” Shocked she replies “no really, I feel like i must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit.” “Honestly ma’am”, the mortician says, “it costs nothing, you see a diseased gentleman about your husbands size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday. He was wearing an attractive blue suit. So I asked his wife if she minded if her husband went to the grave wearing black. She had said it made no difference so long as he looked nice. So from that point on it was really just a matter of switching the heads.”
It's a gray area.
Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham
You look for fresh prints
Well, it’s black and white.
...because everything is Rushin' to them.
...adding insoles to ninjary.
A crow with a machine gun
Half a watermelon
Patrick the Panda.
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Edit: Thank you for the awards.
I was expecting this to go noticed like most of my other posts. You peeps rock!
But I heard they were under cutting everyone
Julius Zebra
Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!
Nothing they grab is ever returned.
Everywhere else it has stripes.
A white penguin is coming towards you, while a black penguin is walking away from you.
At the end of the day, it's night.
Ideal
Well I am.
Pork Chop
"Hey dude, how've you bean?"
A penguin in a blender.
It all gets spaghettified.
It was called Easy Peasy.
it was quite the sandal.
Because the underpants were a 100% off.
You get a ras***poutine***
Black Widow-- cause she's Russian
Black: Harry, I’m dead.
Harry: Are you serious?
Black: Yes, I’m dead Sirius.
It got mugged.
Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.
