Black Belt Puns

...adding insoles to ninjary.

Pork Chop

Then I realised belts can't talk

It's in my wardrobe.

I just store it at room temperature.

I made it myself

An average person will probably never earn a black belt

I don't know karate, but the sales clerk at Macy's didn't seem to care.

"Nah I never took karate"

-_-

Because he has a ‘black belt’

Because he's got a Black Belt!

After only 4 weeks he was a black belt in Tae Kwon Dough

He's a black belt in Jew Shih Tzu.

The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.

Me: (tightening my black belt) I don’t know but he must be pretty strong.

I am a black belt in partial arts.

I was looking for a belt that matched my suit coat for a job interview and I ask him if he has a black belt I can borrow. He says, "Nah, I've never really been that good at karate"

Touche.

(I was looking for a belt)

SO- Where's your black belt?

Me-I don't have a black belt, I only got to Orange belt 3rd degree.

SO- Shakes head

Me- Laughs to myself.

I was in Karate when I was a child.

Me: "He's a second degree black belt"

Dad: "That's impressive, what's his first degree in?"

I'm the Best Man in my buddy's wedding, and my dad and stepmom were nice enough to help me shop for and find a decent suit. Going down the checklist of stuff I need, black suit, black shirt, etc. when we get to the belt. My stepmom asks me "don't you already have a black belt?"

So I say "yes"

Dad chimes in "oh wow, I didn't know you took karate."

He has a black belt!