Birthday Suit Puns

Well, it was his birthday and he looks good in a dinner suit.

To celebrate the 200th birthday of Charles Darwin, the scientific community joined together for a party. As is common at such gatherings, the Biologists began to argue about what species was the most suited to its environment. Finally after much heated debate, a group of scientists pledged to spend the rest of the year exhaustively researching the Biological record to once and for all determine which creature was the ultimate example of adaptivity and proficiency ever to live.

Yesterday, the results were announced at the National Academy of Sciences. The creature identified as the most adaptive and proficient in Earth's history was a previously unknown animal from the Mesozoic era, a water dwelling insect that thrived for a hundred million years.

It was ... a FishAnt

I said I had a hole in my birthday suit

I've worn a nice outfit today. My friends have been wishing me a happy birthday, then asking what the suit was for.

I respond, "It's my birthday suit."