A list of puns related to "The Suit"
The mortician asked the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out the man looks good in the black suit he’s already wearing. The widow however said she thought her husband always looked his best in blue, and she would really like him in a blue suit. She then hands the mortician a blank cheque and says “I don’t care how much it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.” The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe. Remarkably, the suit fit him perfectly. She says to the mortician, “whatever this costs I’m very satisfied, you did an excellent job and I’m incredibly grateful. How much did you spend?” To her astonishment the mortician presents her with her blank cheque, and he says “there’s no charge.” Shocked she replies “no really, I feel like i must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit.” “Honestly ma’am”, the mortician says, “it costs nothing, you see a diseased gentleman about your husbands size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday. He was wearing an attractive blue suit. So I asked his wife if she minded if her husband went to the grave wearing black. She had said it made no difference so long as he looked nice. So from that point on it was really just a matter of switching the heads.”
I hate knight shifts.
"That's slander, man."
I realized I was dressed inappropirately
Bikinus.
Drycoughski.
From what I heard they’re a bit tacky.
He had a coughing fit.
Tailor says “The vest is yet to come.”
Tiny Stark
It ended up a tie
they're like 400++ miles up, which is the highest of high fashion.
mountain climbing gear is a distant second
Attire
The man who made it was Tailor Swift
A hollow weenie costume.
He said "so, so..."
The dad says, “I bet if you pop one of those balloons she’ll let out a little wine.”
His wife just rolled her eyes and went back to watching her daughter, while the dad laughed to himself.
Thai Food!
So he could have a few Twix up his sleeve
It's called an Astro knot
Because it wanted to look sharp.
Apparently, they all have a long history of profiling.
I hate knight shifts.
I hate knight shifts.
It ended up a tie
It ended up a tie
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