Help me out: need some rockstar/music themed food puns for my 3 year old’s birthday party!

Having a small party for my guitar and music obsessed soon-to-be 3 year old. Wanted to put some signs next to the food to make it more on-theme. We’ll be serving:

Chicken nuggets PB&Js (in the shape of guitars) Veggie tray Fruit tray Water & juice

I’m struggling to think of stuff. So far I only have Nirvana Nuggets (which I realize isn’t even a pun) and PB&J Richie Samboraches. Lame, I know πŸ˜‚ Help me out if you can think of any more!

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The Norse god of mischief only had private birthday parties.

He kept things pretty low key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Why do Italian people bring ravioli to birthday parties?

So they can pasta parcel!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obiwan_kenobinil
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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My dad asked me to hand out invitations for my brothers surprise birthday party...

That's when I realised he was the favourite twin.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I met a woman once at a party celebrating my father's 50th birthday.

We got to talking and I found out she worked as a stunt double on some pretty big name movie sets. She looked to be at least 10 years my senior but very fit and attractive and we both seemed to really be hitting it off.

Because all the immediate family in the local area had thrown a smaller, more private celebration for my father a few days prior, I didn't really feel a need to stick around any longer, so I asked the woman if she was interested in sharing some drinks with me at the nearby Hilton where I was staying. She happily accepted.

Suddenly, I turned towards the sound of my father's voice cheerfully calling out the name "Andra" (pronounced ON-druh) and my own as he approached. Andra, the woman I had been speaking with, turned towards him, glanced quickly back at me, then looked back again at my father and with a disconcerted look on her face exclaimed, "Oh brother!"

And that's when I realized the double, Aunt Andra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A__Wild__Goose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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I invited the local farmer and his horse to my son's birthday party

They quickly became the centaur of attention

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TakoBoi123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party

They planet (plan it)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diejshehakdbakalq
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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It’s my birthday today and no party is planned due to pandemic. And my daughter said this to cheer me up.

β€œYou will have your cake and eat it too.”

PS: this is the best gift I can get today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shishir-nsane
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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How do you spot an italian birthday party?

Pizza cake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JolleNi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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We gave my Dad a birthday card that said he could party till the cows come home.

He said he utter-ly loved it!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fan2vt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Went to a party where everyone was dressed as a birthday candle.

It was a blowout

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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We just threw my kid’s history teacher a birthday party.

I still don’t think he likes the present.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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When I was 10 my Mom told me to take my brother to a movie so she could set up for his surprise birthday party.

That was when I realized he was her favorite twin, not me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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I was afraid my amnesic friend would forget my birthday party

but eventually he came to.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drife98
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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The office threw me a party for my 32nd birthday.

The party didn't last very long either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Now I consider myself a pretty bad person, But the guy who stole food from that birthday party over there

He takes the cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spunkards97
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.

It's pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bay-to-the-apple
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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This sign from my cousin's 17th birthday party is punderful.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/southbayadam21
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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My daughter asked for a Cinderella themed birthday party,..

So I made her and friends mop the floor and do the dishes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vinnaey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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A friend was lamenting that "Take Me To Church" was playing at her son's rollerskating birthday party...

She thought the song was too sad for rollerskating. I completely agreed and said there should definitely be a separation of church and skate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martyz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2016
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What happened at the panda's birthday party?

Panda-monium...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chuckitinthewater
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Wife and son had the stomach virus just the day before his first birthday party

I told them "you better not be party poopers tomorrow"!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpknives
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2016
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I hired Emcee Adam Yauch for my kid’s birthday party but all he did was play the same Village People song over and over again.

WHYYYY MCA!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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A kid was kicked out of a birthday party for eating something.

It was the icing on the cake.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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The best thieves steal from birthday parties.

They really take the cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaxis2113
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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My three year old asks me where my 27th birthday party will take place...

My husband whispers is my year: β€œin your pants, and daddy’s coming!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bridiacuaird
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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I attended a child’s birthday party of a rich friend of mine, and it was extremely formal.

For fun, we went Roberting for apples.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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True Story: I was driving my family to my son's birthday party at one of those trampoline places. While looking for it in the strip mall...

We passed an IHOP, to which I stated "There it is!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikeben08
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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Went to a friends birthday party and she had a Gucci cake

I didn’t like it, it was too rich

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MillsyMB
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Some friends were having a 92nd birthday party for their grandma

I said that's awesome, but you can't really have much of a party in a minute and a half.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adunahay
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2016
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My birthday was recently. I wanted to have my party at the library

but they were completely booked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elroe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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Did anyone ever hear about the lonely preacher who invited women to his birthday party?

Nun showed up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ravenclaw_VIII
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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It was my daughter's 8th birthday party today

She asked me if it was present time, I told her it is always present time. She was lost. Felt the need to share

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hooterscadoo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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What's a pirates favorite part of a birthday party?

Doubloons!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RomanCliford
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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At grandpa's 80th birthday party. Cake time, cousin asked for milk followed by "What's the difference betweent 1% milk and 2%?"

Without missing a beat my uncle ( her dad) says "1%"

Simple but made the whole table laugh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirDocMrMaster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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What do you serve post-apocalyptic children at birthday parties?

Prepperoni Pizza

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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Why is it good to go to your friend's birthday party?

It's good to give them your presence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluephoenix459
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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A snail turned up at my birthday party

He started to become a nuisance and was aggravating my other guests so I decided to pick him up and throw him out.

He then showed up at my next birthday party and said "what did you do that for?!".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cleatus029
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2017
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What did the pirate say at his 80th birthday party?

Aye matey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Immanuel_I_Kant
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2016
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My dad just put a potato on our sofa at my birthday party to see who would notice.

He just sat in the corner with a smirk on his face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seaweed_is_cool
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2015
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Dad was ordering a cake for his birthday party the lady behind the counter said what do you want it to say

Dad: happy birthday to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/worryingcow
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2017
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My wife: Ill be late from work today. It's my colleague's surprise birthday party.

Me: I am almost sure she knows its her birthday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2018
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Where do European mice have their birthday parties?

Czechy Cheese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jacellist
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2016
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I had booked a U2 for my wife's birthday party... (x-post /r/jokes)

Unfortunately they had to cancel. Luckily I found a replacement at the last minute. This new guy was amazing. He looked the part, sang all the songs exactly, and even his mannerisms were spot on.

After the party I went up to the replacement and asked how much I owed him for the gig. He said, "Don't worry mate, I'm pro Bono."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jskoker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2017
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Kid's birthday party

My earliest recollection of a dad joke is when I was about 6/7 years old.

We'd just waved bye to the last guests at my party. Understandably, my parents were beyond exhausted, but tidied up anyway. After all was done, we sat in the living room and my dad pulled out a chair from the dining room. He then brought another, and placed it next to it. He did the same again. I had no idea what was going on, until he sat across all three, threw his hands in the air and shouted:

"Three chairs for dad!"

Absolute quality, textbook dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rio_wellard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2015
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Dad joked my nephew during my birthday party.

Yesterday was my birthday and my family took me out for lunch. My cousin has a 2 year old son and they were horsing around. One thing led to another and his son bumped his head on a lamp. After a few seconds he started crying and everybody stopped talking. I look over at my cousin and say "He'll be fine, he's probably just a little light headed". The only person who laughed was my uncle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnyapplsede
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2015
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What do Italian children like to play at birthday parties?

Pasta parcel.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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