A list of puns related to "Big Gun"
When I ask I can never get a straight answer.
One says to the other "do you know how to fire the big gun?"
But I saw it coming and instinctively ran. My adrenaline was pumping as they were chasing after me and I kept glancing over my shoulder and they were big guys and catching up to me! Luckily a gun shop was open, so I ran in, all the way to the back of the store and leaned against a large metal cabinet used for locking up guns. The clerk saw me and said: "Are you okay, can I help you?"
I put my hands on the cool metal of that cabinet, caught my breath and said: "Thanks. I feel safe now"
*edit wording
... "Give me a whiskey and... Koka-Koala"
"why the big pause?" Asks the bartender.
The bear shrugs. "I'm not sure; I was born with them"
The bear's friend, a panda, walks into the bar. He eats a sandwich, shoots a gun and leaves.
"He always eats, shoots and leaves when he comes to my bar! I still don't know why!" The bartender exclaims.
Two guys show with these big guns ready to fire out into the crowd! This kid asks if they are slime cannons, I said no, they're t-shirt cannons!
My girlfriend turns around and says nah its Nick Cannon..
I'm just surprised I didn't say it before she did.
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