You need to let that mango.
It was berry nice.
The marionberry
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. Sheβs dead and berried.
I got very annoyed when I found one of our cats, Steve, perched on a manyberry berry pie I had just baked. I was ready to yell at him when my son - 12 at the time - exclaimed "Stop Mom! Don't yell... he's just an innocent Pie Stander!"
Steve was not yelled at.
It was a currant affairs program.
Im berry dissapointed
The strobbery took them.
So pear with me. Iβm berry sorry about this. Eggs are Eggcellent. I deserve to be dilled. Yeah Iβm grape at this.
The other half.
A rob-berry
A liberry
Currant events.
A booberry
Then she could be my Boo Berry.
She wasn't amused.
Cherry Potter
Robβberryβ.
You just have to know how to pick them
Chris P. Cream
Chris P. Bacon
Pete Zah
Barbie Q.
Q. Cumber
Okra Winfrey
Tom A. Tow
Zach N. Cheese
Drew Brie's
May N. Ace
Tuna Turner
Drew Berry
Parma Shawn
A crayon-berry.
Seems I upset the cranparents.
I reply, "It's Knott."
Kids in unison "Awww."
They come out of the blue.
Ba dum tiss.
My friend: Iβve just eaten 500g of strawberries.Β Β I don't feel so good. Me: would you say you're feeling... seedy?
βIβll disappear before your berry eyes!β
Honey dew you love me?
I love you berry much
I think we are a good pear.
Ohh berry sweet! Grape puns!
But that little man continued to make his little stupid berry shoes.
A straw-berry
Soviet
This is berry bad news
Pets I want to have....
An otter name Harry Otter. A snake named Severus Snake. A tortoise named Voldetort. A chicken named Kylo Hen. A dog named Barkamedes. A deer named David Hasselhoof. A turkey named Green Gobbleen. A cat named Captain Ameowrica. A stork named Tony Stork. A pig named Peter Porker. A crocodile named Croctor Strange. A duck named Ducktor Doom. A squid named Abraham Inkin. A goose named Ryan Gooseling. A heron named Charlize Heron. A goat named Selena Goatmez An alpaca named Alpacachino. A carp name Leonardo DiβCarprio. A tuna named Tuna Turner. A horse named Neighlor Swift. A toad named Demi Lavatoad. A Rhino named Ryan Rhinolds. A swan named Swan Jovi. A Falcon named Jimmy Falcon. A ferret named Ferret Faucet. A rabbit named Hoptimus Prime. A cow named Moolissa McCarthy. A crow named Seth Crowgan. A fox named Charlie Fox. A cat named Katy Purry. A wolf named Howly Berry. A hamster named Scarlet Johamster. A parrot named Squakin Phoenix. A duck named DuckleBerry Finn. A canary named Jim Canary. A swarm of bees, all named BeeyoncΓ©. A sheep named Meryl Sheep. An elk named Elkton John. A bear named Teddy Mercury. A ram named Gordon RAMsey. A shark named Fin Diesel. A jellyfish named Jelly Clarkson. An Iguana named Eddie Lizard. A hyena named Hyena Bonham Carter. A penguin named Robird Downey Jr.
a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Boo berries
Have you seen that mango?
Ra's berry.
People just arenβt raisin them right π
"Son, that looks appealing! Orange you glad you have a berry funny Dad like me? That's it, I'm plum out of jokes."
A berry.
An oataku.
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it
Straw-berries!
Chris Pine - Pine scented
Cocoa Chanel - Hot cocoa scented
Beth Crow-ley - Rain, nighttime, and city streets scented
Tom Holly-and - Holly berry scented
JK Row-ling - Lakes and campfire scented
Miley Cypress - Cypress scented
Bob Moss - Forest and moss scented
Juniper Aniston - Juniper scented
Katy Berry - Mixed berry scented
Britney Spearmint - Spearmint scented
Bread Pitt - Bread scented
Tom Cruise - Ocean, salty, alcohol scented
Aurora - Nighttime, wind, whimsical scented
Nicole Kidman - baby powder scented
Justin Beaver - Wood, nature scented
Elvis Parsley - Parsley scented
Steve Cobs - Corn on the cob scented
Banana Montana - Banana scented
Orange Winfrey - Orange scented
Chris Bat - Nighttime, caves, and bats scented
Zoey Salad-ana - Salad, lettuce, leafy greens, tomato, cheese scented
Dwayne the Rock - Mountains, earthy, fresh, crisp, wind scented Jennifer Joe-pez - Nice hot cup oβ joe scented
Chicken Corbin Blue - Chicken and cheese and ham scented
Robert Brownie Jr. - Brownie scented
Sardine-a Gomez - Sardine scented
Daniel Rad-Clif - Clif bar blueberry flavor scented
Leonardo Di-Carp-rio - Fish scented
Halle Berry - Mixed scented
Demi Tomato - Tomato scented
Kevin Bacon - Bacon scented
Mandy Sβmore - Sβmores scented
Mackerel-more - Fish scented
Broccoli Obama - Broccoli scented
WILL.I.SPAM. - Spam scented
Mark Buffalo Wings - Buffalo wing scented
John Lemon - Lemon scented
Shakiramisu - Tiramisu scented
Egg Sheeran - Eggs scented
Benedict Cucumber Patch - Cucumber scented
Adille - Dill scented
Kevin Spicy - Taco scented
Channing Potatum - Potato scented
Melon DeGeneres - Melon scented
Danny Burrito - Burrito scented
Michaelanjello - Red jello scented
Harry Panini - Panini scented
Snoop Hot Dog - Hot dog scented
Paris Hilton - Paris, city of love, generic love perfume scented
Morgan Whipped Cream-in - Whipped cream scented
Mike Fryson - French fry scented
Henry David Thoreaut Lozenge - Cough drop scented
Raisin Williams - Raisin scented
Robert Frosty - Vanilla ice cream scented
Jeff Onion-blum - Onion ring scented
Tom Skittle-ston - Skittles scented
Ralph Waldo M&Mson - Chocolate scented
Malt Whitman - Malt scented
(Friend and I came up with these on the ride down to Boston for a concert, after the βI wonder what Chris Pine smells like?β joke was brought up again from a previous time hanging out. Iβm particularly proud of Bob Moss and Zoey Salad-ana.)
Schnauze berry trees.
A Berry-go-round
The grape said, "I love you berry much." The other, who had much thicker skin, said, " I'm sorry, but we cantelope."
There are lots of parks in my hometown and whenever summer rolls around lots of people congregate on them. To prevent litter becoming a problem the local council puts out more bins.
Whenever anyone comments on the "summer bins" being put out, my Dad ALWAYS says "Summer bins, some aren't!" and laughs for about half a minute.
I think he's laughing at how bad the joke is and how little fun the rest of us get out of it.
Hal-E-Berry.
Quran-berries!
...I told her that she would be looking for berried treasure!
"Oh my God how bad?!" I asked
He said "berry bad!" and laughed his ass off.
I just turned extremely cold again and my dad was talking about covering up some strawberries to protect them. My response.
"It's a good thing we have a bail (of straw) otherwise we'd have to use blankets. Then they would just be blanket berries..."
So I went into the lie berry
Bartender: How is it? Me: It's cherry good!!! Friends: facepalm
My wife and I were out shopping, and stumped on what to get for my brother and sister-in-law.
Wife: "Maybe they'd like a berry bowl."
Me: "I don't know, they might find that gift un-berry-bowl."
Her: "Look at that poop, it's all full of berries! I bet it was a bear."
Me: "Just because of the berries? What is dog poop full of, doggies?"
Sheβs dead and berried.
