Confronted my kid about sneaking berries into his room.
I said, βaΓ§aΓ what you did there.β
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︎ Feb 04 2023
Many grapes were berried alive during the grape depression
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︎ Sep 13 2022
I just dropped a heavy box of berries on my foot
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︎ Nov 23 2022
Which berry is the saddest of all the berries?
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︎ Nov 02 2022
Right before my berry eyes
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︎ Jun 22 2022
What berry are the turtles allergic to?
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︎ Oct 01 2022
My neighbor just got arrested for ruining our community gardenβ¦
They charged him with disturbing the peas.
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︎ Jan 09 2023
My son pulled a good one on me at Knottβs Berry Farm
Dad, if this place is NOT Berryβs farm, then whose farm is it??
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︎ Oct 13 2022
Looking for LGBTQ+ Food puns
There's the most basic one, LGBT Sandwich (Twist on BLT Sandwich) but I'm looking for more. Specifically ones with a Bisexual theme but I'll take anything. (I have Bi-nana bread, as in banana bread, Bi-Berry for anything boueberry related, but thats really about it.)
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︎ Jan 21 2023
Whatβs do they do if you break the law in the fruit kingdom?
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︎ Jan 28 2023
What is the scariest plant in the forest?
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︎ Feb 01 2023
Why did the grape cross the road?
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︎ Jan 23 2023
What is a turtles least fav fruit?
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︎ Jan 22 2023
my kids only want the "fun" hand soap that smell like cupcakes or super berry blast or whatever
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︎ Jul 24 2022
Berry dad joke
This was a text exchange with my dad after I took advantage of his berry bushes while he was out of town
Me: You were robbed by berry thieves
Dad: so not berry rich anymore?
Me: lol nope. You berry poor now
Dad: lol
Me: you're not the only one who can make Dad jokes
Dad: *bad
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︎ Aug 02 2022
Caesar salad
Don't do that. Let her enjoy her meal
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︎ Feb 01 2023
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?
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︎ Jan 14 2023
What fruit is the opposite of a marionberry?
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︎ Jan 20 2023
why was the baby strawberry crying?
Because its parents were in a jam.
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︎ Jan 10 2023
What does a ghost eat?
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︎ Oct 02 2022
Berry good pun
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︎ Feb 19 2022
I tried to make a joke about berries today
But none came to fruition
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︎ Apr 21 2022
Thatβs either one very small puppy or some huge berries.
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︎ Nov 11 2021
What type of berry is so delicious it sweeps you off your feet.
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︎ Apr 11 2022
My doctor told me I had to add more apples, pears, and berries to my diet
It was a fruitful checkup.
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︎ Feb 17 2022
I finally got my drivers license
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︎ Nov 04 2022
I got in trouble for shoving berries into an atm
I was just trying to make a deposit into my currant account
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︎ Dec 25 2021
I started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.
It's about raisin awareness
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︎ Nov 16 2022
I attended the funeral of the fruit stand farmer today.
Shortly after the service he was berried.
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︎ Nov 06 2022
Had a berry shine, he knows.
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︎ Dec 19 2019
What is a ghost's favorite food?
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︎ Jul 22 2022
Told to me by my 8 y/o: What do you call a berry that lies?
A Lieberry!
(Needless to say, very proud Dad moment, ha!)
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︎ Dec 22 2021
I once used a urinal while visiting a Cisco officeβ¦
Someone posted on the wall above it:
βFlushing this urinal will give you a new meaning of an IP packet.β
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︎ Nov 19 2022
Help me find puns for my cereal
Hey guys, need some puns for cereal flavours and im hitting a blank wall. i have come up with skullberry and cinnamon bone crunch but i need quite a few and theres only so many skeleton puns i know (forgot to mention its skeleton/cereal puns). any help is appreciated.
flavours i have in mind are...
berry
fruit loops
coco puffs
cinnamon toast crunch
honey
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︎ Nov 13 2022
What Do you call berries playing the guitar?
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︎ Aug 15 2021
What do you call a sad straw berry
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︎ Apr 17 2021
a berry good pun
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︎ Dec 28 2018
A man I knew who ran an illegal growing operation tried creating a strawberry-marijuana hybrid, but the resulting berries were waaay too sour.
I told him: "The weed of crime bears bitter fruit", then laughed like a maniac.
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︎ Nov 22 2021
Need help finding fruit puns!!!
If this isn't allowed feel free to delete!
For my college project we need to produce a fashion photoshoot and we chose a fruit theme. This professor says you need to have a creative title. We are creating 4 shots based on different fruit types (berries, citrus, melons and exotics), and we are gonna label the shots with those specific puns, but we need a general fruit pun to call the whole project. I was maybe thinking like 'pick of the bunch' or something along those lines but please give me any suggestions!!
Thank you in advance!!
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︎ Sep 25 2022
I told the chef we ran out of berry dishes.
He told me two cherry-ish things we still have.
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︎ Nov 21 2021
What unlocks a banana?
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︎ Nov 02 2022
I just dropped a heavy box of berries on my foot smh.
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︎ Jul 28 2022
I just dropped a heavy box of berries on my foot.
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︎ Jul 20 2022
I dropped a heavy box of berries on my foot.
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︎ Jul 22 2022
I just dropped a heavy box of berries on my foot. SMH...
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