A list of puns related to "Belt Along"
The other day I was at a DIY shop, buying various tools for around the house. In my basket was a hammer, and when it travelled along the conveyor belt and reached the checkout girl I shouted 'Stop!'.
She just looked at me blankly, and I was too embarrassed to finish the joke.
I was driving along by myself and saw a sign that said"Extra seat belt patrols on now", and my first thought was "Oh no! I'm not wearing my extra seat belt!" I got a good laugh out of it.
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