My cat begot a duck
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OMG Disgrace! Schande! Honteux! German propaganda sold as Belgian patriotism. Just like that. In the Delhaize begot!
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My fellow HuTaonians, tomorrow is Monday, the rise of Childe begots our frame to acquire such leveling desire. Tis we begeth Lck Godz, please favorin in our after fresh Monday night, that Shard of a Foul Legacy come home to thee, rest thy souls in current life
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LMAO MRBASTE BEGOT OWNMD XDXDXDXD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!
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Death begot Him...

Reported for shift today and was informed a HD customer died while shopping yesterday... but no info why....

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just found bout the words begot and beget and I’m puzzled now, with these 2 words.
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2021
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How Barack Obama Begot Gwen Berry -- In the year 2021, sports fans have come to expect athletes, black and white, to disrespect symbols of national pride. americanthinker.com/artic…
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Greetings stranger, I befits of fate acquirement for Undine begots me a fitting stature of wisdom. Yanfeis' has knaawledge + Lamborghinis if you have fates
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And the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were eight hundred years; and he begot sons and daughters.
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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And Lamech lived after he begot Noah five hundred ninety and five years, and begot sons and daughters.
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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And Methuselah lived a hundred eighty and seven years, and begot Lamech.
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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And Mahalaleel lived sixty and five years, and begot Jared.
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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And Methuselah lived after he begot Lamech seven hundred eighty and two years, and begot sons and daughters.
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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And Enoch lived sixty and five years, and begot Methuselah.
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Ignoring evidence begot Medicare's harmful readmissions penalty - STAT statnews.com/2019/05/21/i…
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Brilliant, not lazy. (Full credit to /u/Tocallaghan95 for the comment that begot this meme.)
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And Jared lived after he begot Enoch eight hundred years, and begot sons and daughters
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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TIL that, of the 15 artists achieving EGOT, only 5 have achieved BEGOT (BAFTA, Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony): John Gielgud, Whoopie Goldberg, Mel Brooks, Audrey Hepburn and Mike Nichols. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lis…
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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And Noah was five hundred years old; and Noah begot Shem, Ham, and Japheth.
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[Review?] the tragedy that begot Ternwillow axesnorcs.blogspot.com/20…
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And Enosh lived ninety years, and begot Cainan.
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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And unto Enoch was born Irad; and Irad begot Mehujael, and Mehujael begot Methushael, and Methushael begot Lamech.
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And Seth lived a hundred and five years, and begot Enosh.
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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And Enoch walked with God after he begot Methuselah three hundred years, and begot sons and daughters.
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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And Seth lived after he begot Enosh eight hundred and seven years, and begot sons and daughters.
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And Cainan lived after he begot Mahalaleel eight hundred and forty years, and begot sons and daughters.
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Come, blessed Dionysos, various-named, bull-faced, begot from thunder, Bacchus famed
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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And Jared lived a hundred sixty and two years, and he begot Enoch.
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What is the religious meaning of beget/begat/begot/begotten?

From the Oxford Dictionary

https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/beget

>1. (especially of a man) bring (a child) into existence by the process of reproduction. β€˜they hoped that the King might beget an heir by his new queen’

>2. Cause; bring about. β€˜killings beget more killings’

>Origin: Old English begietan β€˜get, obtain by effort’ (see be-, get).

In Matthew 1, we have so-and-so begat so-and-so, which seems clearly consistent with Definition 1 (i.e., Abraham copulated with Sarah, and the result was Isaac).

Similarly, Genesis 5

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis+5&version=KJV

A lot of copulating and begetting going on. So much so that, in Genesis 6, the "Sons of God" wanted to joint the fun.

>And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them, That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose...There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.

The sons of God were "coming in unto" the daughters of men, and doing some begetting (Definition 1).

How did the "sons of God" come into being? Was there some supernatural jiggery-pokery in Heaven? Or, did God just say one day "Poof! You're Begotten" per the second definition?

And, when we say that Jesus is God's "only begotten son", do we mean that he is the only one who arose as a result of direct coitus between God and a mortal human female?

If we look at the Niceno-Constantinopolitan Creed

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicene_Creed

>We believe in one God, the Father Almighty...And in one Lord Jesus Christ, the only-begotten Son of God, begotten of the Father before all worlds (Γ¦ons), Light of Light, very God of very God, begotten, not made, being of one substance with the Father;

What the heck is that supposed to mean?

It continues that Jesus

>came down from heaven, and was incarnate by the Holy Ghost and of the Virgin Mary, and was made man;

Wouldn't this be the point at which Jesus was begotten--when the Holy Ghost and the Virgin Mary got together?

Now the Orthodox Presbyterians proclaim:

http://www.opc.org/wcf.html#Chapter_02

> In the unity of the Godhead there be three persons, of one substance, power, and eternity: God the Father, God the Son, an

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β€˜The Tale of Genji’ and the Art It Inspired | A show at the Metropolitan Museum is as sumptuous and seductive as the Japanese novel that begot it. nytimes.com/2019/05/23/ar…
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πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Vows begot to fall imgur.com/3tkDQvj
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And Mahalaleel lived after he begot Jared eight hundred and thirty years, and begot sons and daughters.
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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And Adam lived a hundred and thirty years, and begot a son in his own likeness, after his image, and called his name Seth.
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