A list of puns related to "Bedtime Story"
"Once a pawn a time..."
Dad: "The one about the giant and the magic beans?"
Mom: "Yes."
Dad: "Whats wrong with 'Jackin the Beanstalk'?
Mom:"......."
βYep, thatβs all she wrote!β
"An otter one!"
I'll call her my Goodnight mare.
βOk, but after that, no more. Remember: we live in a two-storey house.β
Pony tale.
"It was solid mahogany, with memory foam and I had just worked 12 hours and.."
SON " WRONG TYPE OF BEDTIME STORY DAD!"
I usually tell my kids a bedtime story, but the other night they kept asking for another to avoid going to bed. I told them that I was a β1-storyβ Daddy. My son asked me why, and I said that I was under 6 ft so I couldnβt be a 2-story.
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