Bedtime story Puns

A list of puns related to "Bedtime story"

The King gathered all the chess pieces around to tell a bedtime story. He said...

"Once a pawn a time..."

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Jun 22 2020
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I was reading a bedtime story to my daughter when the book abruptly ended. We were both perplexed, and my daughter asked, “Is it over?”, to which I replied,

“Yep, that’s all she wrote!”

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👤︎ u/Campagnolo412
📅︎ Jun 29 2020
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Mom: "Why did you read our son a naughty story for bedtime?"

Dad: "The one about the giant and the magic beans?"

Mom: "Yes."

Dad: "Whats wrong with 'Jackin the Beanstalk'?

Mom:"......."

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👤︎ u/jakiray6
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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What does the sea weasel want after their bedtime story?

"An otter one!"

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👤︎ u/Kuritos
📅︎ Mar 19 2019
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I'm going to buy a female horse to read me bedtime stories.

I'll call her my Goodnight mare.

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👤︎ u/CaptainnT
📅︎ Jan 10 2018
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After one bedtime story a son asks his father, “Another story, Daddy?” The father replies...

“Ok, but after that, no more. Remember: we live in a two-storey house.”

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👤︎ u/Freklred
📅︎ Jul 19 2018
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What type of bedtime stories do horses read?

Pony tale.

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👤︎ u/kovehshteeble
📅︎ Oct 16 2017
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Me telling my son a bedtime story

"It was solid mahogany, with memory foam and I had just worked 12 hours and.."

SON " WRONG TYPE OF BEDTIME STORY DAD!"

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👤︎ u/TightMysticmike
📅︎ Aug 09 2017
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So my dad told me this as a bedtime story when I was a kid... shaggy-dogs.briancombs.ne…
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👤︎ u/DrumMajor518
📅︎ Jul 08 2013
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