A list of puns related to "Beatles Songs"
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...
Me: βPandemic song? Beatles? Huh?β
Son: βYou know... We All Live In a Yellow Quarantine...β
Me: βGAAAAAA!!!!β
Iβve never been more proud. The student has become the teacher.
Oh, and good luck getting that out of your head.
And it was called Twix and Shout!
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
My friends and I just entered the ACL (Austin City Limits) festival, which it's basically a HUGE music festival. While we're walking, a stage is playing a song by the Beatles to which my girlfriend jokingly says, "Oh, I didn't know the Beatles were playing today!" I reply with, "It's part of their Lazarus Project!" Then a lady in front of us turns and says, "Niiiiice."
I was about 8 and a friend's dad was driving us somewhere when American Woman comes on the radio.
Friend's Dad(FD): Guess who sings this song?
Me: I don't know.. The Beatles?
FD: No, Guess Who
Me: The Eagles?
FD: Guess Who is the name of the band
Me: groan
I was barbacking one night and the entertainment (two guys that are awesome at Beatles covers with piano and guitar/singing) were killing it that night especially..with a solid group of roughly 25yo's singing along and drinking with em between breaks. An older couple was on the other side of the bar all the while they played. So when they finish their last song and everyone claps the old gentleman gets up and says:
"Thanks for coming tonight guys, made it a real good time...If you guys need any help packing that stuff in your car...these young men will be more that willing to help you"
Had us all laughing.
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