Is seashore about that?
Nothing it just waved
I said “Nice tan bro”
Nothing, it just waved…
…And the beach didn’t wave back, which explains why the ocean is so salty.
Microwaves
Shore
It was called "For All In Tents and Porpoises".
Russell
Sandy Eggo
What do you call a man injecting filler into his lips? Philips.
What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack.
What do you call a man in a cooking in a pot? Stew
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his bottom? Warren
What do you call a man in the mailbox? Bill
What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob
And his dog in the same ocean with no legs? Bob Barker
What do you call a man without a body, just a nose? Nobody nose.
What do you call a man lying down at your front door? Matt.
What do you call a man in a hole in the yard? Doug
What do you call a man in a small hole, Doug less
What do you call a man in a sink with a speech impediment? Dwayne.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves? Russell
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a cafe with cups and saucers on his back? Trey.
What do you call a French man who fights cats? Claude.
What do you call a man hanging on a wall? Art
Just his arms and legs hanging on the wall? Pieces of Art.
What if he also has no tongue? Tasteless Art
What so you call a woman with no arms and legs on the beach? Sandy
When the tide comes in? Sandy Duncan.
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs cooking on a grill? Patty
What do you call a woman top of a church tower? Isabelle.
What do you call a man with no shins ? Tony
Because the coast is clear!
Because no one expects the Spanish inhibition.
In fact, it is 100% shore.
I just laughed... I knew the shark wasn't gonna help him.
I had to stop after I pulled a few mussels.
You wave
A couple take their six year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walks along the beach, he notices that some of the ladies have boobs bigger than his mother's, and asks her why. She tells her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." The boy is pleased with the answer, goes to play in
the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger 'units' than his dad. His mother replies, "Son, the bigger they are the dumber the person is." Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returns again. He promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
One is seaside and the other is...
It was all nude to me.
Because they couldn't keep their trunks up.
Police are looking into it
I'm not shore if it's funny. Don't you sea what I did there?
His name is Steven Seagull.
Sandy Eggo
Because his sheets are holy
I hope she finds some porpoise.
It is guaranteed to be a swell time.
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San Diego
Nothing. It just waved.
Nothing, it just waved.
Nothing. It just waved.
Nothing, it just waved.
Nothing. It just waved
