im 25 💀
I was the oldest dude there. I'm 34. I dunno why that matters, but yeah.
Group of girls and guys standing around in his backyard, talking about crap.
One of his mates discovers a #4 shaver bit in the grass and picks it up, confused. He says, with the whole group noticing, "Why the hell is this shaver thing on your lawn?"
My cousin kinda shrugs, and the group doesn't really know how to react.
I chime in.
I said, "Hey... He's putting that toward his shavings..."
The group laughs. I'm cool again.
Sounds like bullshit but it just happened. Maybe I'm cool.
Cheers.
You can buy and wrap your own surprise presents. And you’re constantly making new friends.
I told her "Now when you wear them, you can go for a guac". Groans all around the house. Success!
Me: "well, we have to go, sadly" Dad: "no you don't! You could go happily!"
I bought some guitar picks for my partner's belated bday and I want to have some musical puns engraved on them. I don't know enough about music to do a good job. I need puns that play on musical theory or musical notes, method, whatever... Anything that's more clever than "I pick you", which I think is cute but also underwhelming. These are guitar picks though, so short and simple are best. NSFW acceptable. PLE ASE HALP!!!
Happy Bday
