A list of puns related to "Baseball Players"
A swing and Amish
Because he had the runs.
(Courtesy my 9 year old)
He made a home run
They don't order anything, because between the three of them they don't have a dollar to their name.
The bitter, better-batter bought her butter!
Seriously, he won Wookie of the year.
Al Kaline.
Naturally
He leads the league in Arby eyes.
He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.
He earned the nickname “the machine” for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.
And the day he retired a reporter asked him “How does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?”
Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. “What do you mean?” He said.
The reporter clarified “literally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!”
Hugh looked dejected and disappointed “yeah, my greatest failure...”
“What do you mean?” Said the reporter incredulously.
Hugh let’s out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.
“I’ve been aiming left this whole time”
Put me in coach.
They've been hitting everyone with their.bat
That took a lot of balls.
The Pitcher
Swing
Because they’re ALL IN CAPS!
I didn't catch that.
Nice catch.
Bunt cake
Because he was around bats all the time.
It’s a spit spat
(Say it slowly) A son of a Pitch-er
Because they’re always safe at home
Bath o’ Mets
Because he is much more likely to make a great catch!
His name was Rosè Prosecco.
If they pick up both, they'd fall on their butt.
Hit and run.
He had a good eye, mate
They stand next to the fans
One. A-Rod
David Justice (MLB Commentators provide an endless flow of Dad Jokes)
...and became a pour pitcher
He was a little pitchy.
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