Baptised Puns

A list of puns related to "Baptised"

What do you get when you baptise a cow?

Pasteurized milk

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👤︎ u/ohitszie
📅︎ Mar 06 2020
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When fishing with dad

My dad and I were fishing the river across from the church when a huge group of people came out and started getting baptised in the water just a few yards downriver. Without skipping a beat he says "maybe now we will catch a holy mackerel."

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👤︎ u/murse21
📅︎ Oct 20 2014
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What do you get when you baptise a cow?

Pasteurized milk

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👤︎ u/ohitszie
📅︎ Mar 06 2020
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