Bank Notes Puns

A list of puns related to "Bank Notes"

A notorious bank robber and killer Artie hits a town bank on his travels. But the bank was emptied the night before. As Artie got more and more frustrated he strangled 3 of the staff before escaping with only a single Dollar Note.

Newspapers report Artie Chokes three for a dollar!

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👤︎ u/redgett
📅︎ Aug 27 2022
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I went into the bank and the teller slipped me a note that said "There are two armed men here"

So I wrote back "That's great, I don't want a one-armed man counting my money."

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👤︎ u/SteveBennett64
📅︎ Jul 09 2022
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What do you name a baby when you're in debt?

Spentser.

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👤︎ u/ACNHInfo
📅︎ May 30 2022
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Just reversed into a Ferrari.

But I left him a note on my bank statement so he knows not to bother calling me.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 13 2020
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My dad on the Greek crisis...

"All Euro bank notes will now be printed on Greece-proof paper."

That really needed to be in an email titled "important news," didn't it?

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👤︎ u/IanWoansBatCave
📅︎ Jul 15 2015
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