I was going to make a rubber band pun...
But it was a bit of a stretch.
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You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?
Probably not, they've never had a hit.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
my little Rock Band
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︎ Jan 19 2021
I used to play the triangle in a reggae band
I left because it was just one ting after another
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︎ Feb 17 2021
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︎ Feb 22 2021
I've started a new band called "Blanket'
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︎ Dec 30 2020
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. Iβm glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Started a band called 999 megaybtes
We still havent gotten a gig
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︎ Jan 29 2021
We named our band Windmill
So people would assume we had a fairly large fan base
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Have you heard the band 1023 Megabits?
They don't sound quite good enough to get a gig yet.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Who is Elon musk's favorite band
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Did you hear what happened when a man lied about his credentials to get in the band?
It was quite a con on drum ...
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︎ Feb 26 2021
There's a new band out called The 640 MB
But they still haven't gotten a single gig.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Whatβs a stock traders favorite band?
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Which heavy metal band is Santa's favourite?
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︎ Dec 25 2020
What's an electrician's favourite band?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Have you heard of the band Pangea?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
How does a rubber-band thank its listeners?
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
You guys hear about the new rock band that has 4 men but donβt sing?
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Love the new cat band Mewtallica
Especially their hit song, Enter Sandbox.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
I have a plan for a new side-hustle. Iβm gonna do personal training for members of the band that recorded βLolaβ and βYou Really Got Meβ. Itβs a good plan...
I just have to work out a few Kinks.
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︎ Feb 15 2021
What do you call a band of geologists?
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︎ Feb 09 2021
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."
If anyone asks, you've not seen us.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
Our first single is "Bread or Alive."
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I was trying to form a Fleetwood Mac cover band, but couldn't get the vocalist just right...
I had to Nicks that idea.
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Why would Biden get rid of Trump's Muslim Travel Band ?
I didn't even get to hear them play live yet
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︎ Jan 21 2021
What is a childβs favorite rock band?
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︎ Jan 27 2021
Why did the Turkey want to join a band?
Because it had drumsticks. B'boom tsh!
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Remember the band that did that rock cover of βwalk like an Egyptianβ by The Bangles?
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︎ Dec 16 2020
What is a good name for a cover band?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
I started a band called "Blanket"
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︎ Jan 31 2021
I'm starting a band called Blanket.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
My friends and I are in a band called Duvet.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
I used to play the triangle in a Reggae band but I left though
It was just one ting after another.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They haven't got a gig yet.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What's Santa's favourite metal band?
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Me and my friends are in a band called Duvet...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
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