I was going to make a rubber band pun...
But it was a bit of a stretch.
You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?
Probably not, they've never had a hit.
I used to play the triangle in a reggae band
I left because it was just one ting after another
I've started a new band called "Blanket'
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.
Started a band called 999 megaybtes
We still havent gotten a gig
We named our band Windmill
So people would assume we had a fairly large fan base
Have you heard the band 1023 Megabits?
They don't sound quite good enough to get a gig yet.
Who is Elon musk's favorite band
Did you hear what happened when a man lied about his credentials to get in the band?
It was quite a con on drum ...
There's a new band out called The 640 MB
But they still haven't gotten a single gig.
What’s a stock traders favorite band?
Which heavy metal band is Santa's favourite?
What's an electrician's favourite band?
Have you heard of the band Pangea?
How does a rubber-band thank its listeners?
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
You guys hear about the new rock band that has 4 men but don’t sing?
Love the new cat band Mewtallica
Especially their hit song, Enter Sandbox.
I have a plan for a new side-hustle. I’m gonna do personal training for members of the band that recorded ‘Lola’ and ‘You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...
I just have to work out a few Kinks.
What do you call a band of geologists?
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
I've recently started up a band called "Mum's The Word."
If anyone asks, you've not seen us.
I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease
We're called "Gluten for Punishment."
Our first single is "Bread or Alive."
I was trying to form a Fleetwood Mac cover band, but couldn't get the vocalist just right...
I had to Nicks that idea.
Why would Biden get rid of Trump's Muslim Travel Band ?
I didn't even get to hear them play live yet
What is a child’s favorite rock band?
Why did the Turkey want to join a band?
Because it had drumsticks. B'boom tsh!
Remember the band that did that rock cover of “walk like an Egyptian’ by The Bangles?
What is a good name for a cover band?
I started a band called "Blanket"
I'm starting a band called Blanket.
My friends and I are in a band called Duvet.
I used to play the triangle in a Reggae band but I left though
It was just one ting after another.
Have you heard of the band 1023MB?
They haven't got a gig yet.
What's Santa's favourite metal band?
Me and my friends are in a band called Duvet...
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