I was going to make a rubber band pun...

But it was a bit of a stretch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkaic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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I went to a Russian Bee Gees cover band concert last week.

The KGBGs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1963Jan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2023
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I just can't stop listening to 1970's rock bands...

I may be developing OC/DC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2023
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Me and my friends put a band together, we named it 999 megabytes

Still don’t have a gig though

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ActivistCap167
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2022
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This band of singing soldiers was ahead of its time
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2022
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I started a band called 999 Megabytes.

We still haven’t gotten a gig.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catchmygrift
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2023
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Sleigher the band and a sleigher
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BelGrek
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2022
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My printer decided to join a band.

It really loves to jam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chaotic_pinapple
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2023
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Why did the chicken join the marching band?

Because it had two drum sticks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mean_Yellow_7590
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2023
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What did Gwen Stefani's band say after the heavy rainfall?

No drought

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πŸ‘€︎ u/New_Welder_391
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2023
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The iconic band
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MakarTheGreat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2022
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I invited a local band to play in my cornfield.

It was music to my ears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikesidehugs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2022
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What was the heavy metal band that only wore ripped jeans called?

Pantera

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Old-Health9509
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2023
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Why did the band teacher become a treasure hunter?

She was good at finding lost cymbals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/healingsong__
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2022
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It was reported some of the bands performing tonight like to hide drugs in there drums.

But don't worry, we've taken the proper percussions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GranularPlatitude
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2022
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What band should an asthma patient needs to listen to?

Air Supply

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blueeeee12312321
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2022
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My kids asked what my favorite band was and I said the Rolling Stones

They said, "The Who?"

"No", I said, "The Rolling Stones

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeetthyself64
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2022
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What was the dentist’s favourite progressive rock band of all time?

Pink Fluoride.

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What is a programmer’s favorite band?

The foo fighters. They also like the bar fighters and the baz fighters.

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My grandmas are still so active and play in a marching band.

I love my tuba nanas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Acpyrus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2022
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I was in a band...

called Hinges... We opened for the Doors.

called White Line... We did middle of the road stuff.

Called Middle of the Road... We loved doing white lines πŸ˜‰

Called Lost Cat... You probably saw our posters?

Called 999Mb.... We never had a gig.

Where we all had ADHD... We hated jamming.

That played U2 covers... Our gigs were pro Bono.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StechTocks
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2022
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What is Santa’s favorite heavy metal band?

Sleigher

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikesidehugs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2022
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What is a bug’s favorite band?

The Beatles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SophieByers
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2022
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What do you call a band of ocean creatures

An orca-stra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theswagdodo11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2022
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Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson are making a film about their band’s eighth album, but it will take a while.

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You can’t Rush Moving Pictures.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TIGVGGGG16
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2022
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What's Mike Wheeler from Stranger Things favorite band?

Finger Eleven

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dirtydayboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2022
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What was the most energy efficient rock band of the '70s?

L E D Zeppelin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chakster
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2022
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Did You Know There's a Band Called 1023MB?

They're not bad, but they haven't had any gigs yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfPacific
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2022
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Asked how they'd been doing, the leader of the synagogue band replied...

..."Shofar show good."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2022
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Did you hear about that new VR Experience where you can pay good money to act like you’re Franklin Delano Roosevelt removing band-aids?

To be Frank, it was a rip-off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boolean_buffalo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2022
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What is a sausage-maker's favorite band?

Linkin' Pork.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2022
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What do you call a Little River Band cover band?

Tributary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spindlebrook
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2022
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I was once on in a band called 1023MB

We were so close to our first GIG

(edited - XXXX MB is 1 GB. Its a binary joke and yes, it makes sense)

(edit 2 - KiB, MiB and GiB can toss it, 1111111111 )

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Oops! ... They Did It Again
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Did you know the 80s band Duran Duran was from Europe?

Hungary, Like the Wolf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13toycar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2022
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What do you call a rock band that only plays on V shaped guitars?

V guitarians.

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The bass player from Norwegian band "Black Debbath" told that joke at a show I was at last night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hattkake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2022
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What did the frog say to the kid when he/she was scared to take off the band-aid ?

rip it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaCk_Pinto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2022
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My friend is in a band. They have a Polish sound engineer.

They also have a Czech one too, a Czech one too.

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What is Will Smith’s favourite band?

Smash Mouth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nigeltwo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2022
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Every neighborhood that I have lived in has always had a terrible rock band in it. It seems like they follow me...

They are always 3 Doors Down from my house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jolly2284
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2022
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There's a band called 999MB

But they haven't had any gigs yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dry-Piece5121
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2022
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