Band Together Puns

It’s gonna be the “whirlwind tour”

I’ll see myself out.

Would they be The Car Doors?

It was called AC/DC.

Apparently he wanted to churn out catchy pop songs

...who work together in a French restaurant, making sauces, decided to form a 90s tribute band. They're calling it Bernaise Ladies.

Last night I had to go to my son's 6th grade band concert. He plays the trumpet. Most of the band, like my son, only started playing their instruments this year so the quality was far less than professional.

We walked out of the school together and he had a hop to his step feeling really proud. It was a shame to tell him that I could barely see him let alone hear him by the squeaks and honks him and his classmates created.

I rubbed his hear and asked, "You play the trumpet, right son?"

He gave me a strange look. "You know I do, dad."

"So, you got to toot your own horn tonight, huh?'

His eye roll was worth it.

The nice part was being able to retell it to my older step daughter who giggled at my joke. A two for one!

A few weeks ago, our band teacher ordered a string bass for the band. It came in today, and he asked me to help put it together. He picked up a wrapped package from the box and I asked "is that the bridge?" And he said yes. "That's a pretty small bridge, how are you going to drove cars over it?" Cue groans from the whole class, minus a volcano of laughter from the teacher.

Eating dinner with my wife:

Me: Did you hear that one direction broke up, evidently it's causing quite a bit of drama.

Wife: Yeah, I did hear that, but boy bands can't stay together forever.

Me: Well yeah, eventually they have to become a man band.

Boy did she groan at that one.

My friends and I are in a band together. At a show recently we were talking to one of the other bands that were playing.

Friend: talking about someone we met that day, "we met this guy earlier, he's Russian..."

Me: "yeah, he should really slow down."

Everyone: groans