He just can't part with it.
A hundred dollar bill.
This is my dad's favorite joke.
You know what they say, hair today gone tomorrow
He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."
"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."
So they did.
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline...
It’s our family hair loom.
Hare today, gone tomorrow.
He seemed really lightheaded
They’ll be hell toupee.
That's last time I buy off-brand tires...
It's grown on me
But don’t mention it to him or there will be hell toupee
The wigmaker offered me a good deal that I was willing toupee for.
.. Aww mane, no fur!
Thanks, I’ll never part with it.
(Source - me. It’s my cake day and I’m bald!)
Actually it’s a meme my crazy aunt posted on FB page for me today.
He thought he was a bird of pray.
So from a distance it looks like hares
There was hell toupee.
"Thanks! I'll never part with this!"
Every hair counts!
He’s a real smooth operator.
Then she told me that she wanted to give me something I would never part with.
The hare vanished into thin hair.
I just couldn't part with it.
I'm not bothered, it's hair loss.
Good thing is he's always gonna be a cold-headed thinker
Credits to my dad who just said that in a family meeting
I just can't part with it.
Hair Club Salesperson: “Well sir, how much do you want toupee?”
I said, "Where's Your Hair Dad?"
"To be honest, it was off the top of my head."
A hairline fracture!
He just can’t part with it.
He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."
"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."
So they did.
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.
He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."
"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."
So they did.
Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.
And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.
there will be hell toupee.
He just can’t part with it.
From a distance they will look like hares.
There will be hell toupée
I just can't part with it.
There would be hell toupee
Because, from a distance, they'll look like hares.
There will be hell toupée
I told my son I'll never part with it.
