A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb.

He just can't part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeltaOne211
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What's six inches long, has a bald head and every woman loves?

A hundred dollar bill.

This is my dad's favorite joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorModalus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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I went totally bald overnight

You know what they say, hair today gone tomorrow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoru
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...

He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."

"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."

So they did.

Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.

And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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When my great-grandad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my grandad, who then gave it to my dad - and one day, it will be mine.

It’s our family hair loom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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What do you call a bald heron?

Hair-off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiltebeest
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Have you heard about the bald rabbit?

Hare today, gone tomorrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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There was this bald guy at the bus

He seemed really lightheaded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Athena123YT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting /r/Jokes/comments/iya4l4/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProCreeper_2000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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If a demon ever goes bald

They’ll be hell toupee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notgordonbombay
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I can't believe I'm already going bald! What the hell?

That's last time I buy off-brand tires...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I was bald and hated having hair, but now that I have it, that's ok.

It's grown on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaroZoroark
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Did you know that the devil is bald?

But don’t mention it to him or there will be hell toupee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theshaggydogg
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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My balding grandfather told me that there was an adept wigmaker at the mall.

The wigmaker offered me a good deal that I was willing toupee for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WatchOutItsAdam
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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What did the lion say to the zoo keeper that shaved its body bald but kept the mane?

.. Aww mane, no fur!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/duderdudeguy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday?

Thanks, I’ll never part with it.

(Source - me. It’s my cake day and I’m bald!)

Actually it’s a meme my crazy aunt posted on FB page for me today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hombredelgato
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Did you hear about the bald eagle that became a preacher?

He thought he was a bird of pray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I'm bald and im going to get a head tattoo of multiple rabbits

So from a distance it looks like hares

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiscuitaBoyo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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If the devil went bald

There would be he'll toupee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Satan was really mad when he went bald.

There was hell toupee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Couldbeurmom
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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What did the bald man say when he received a comb as a gift?

"Thanks! I'll never part with this!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omg123456789
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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What do balding guys and teen beards have in common?

Every hair counts!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/otoglomba
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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My bald headed surgeon friend is the most charismatic person I know.

He’s a real smooth operator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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As a bald man, I was confused when my wife gave me a comb for Christmas.

Then she told me that she wanted to give me something I would never part with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Knightstar76
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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A balding magician had an act where he'd put a rabbit on his head and make it disappear...

The hare vanished into thin hair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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I kept my comb even though it's been over ten years since I went bald...

I just couldn't part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Futureman16
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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My girlfriend is leaving me because I'm going bald.

I'm not bothered, it's hair loss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rotimi_babalola
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Your uncle is getting bald

Good thing is he's always gonna be a cold-headed thinker

Credits to my dad who just said that in a family meeting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaK1N_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Several years ago, I lost all my hair. Yes, I'm bald. But, I still keep my comb. I bring it with me everywhere still.

I just can't part with it.

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A bald man walks into the Hair Club. β€œI’d like to buy a hair piece if the price is right.”

Hair Club Salesperson: β€œWell sir, how much do you want toupee?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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A Basement Jaxx song came on when I was clubbing with my bald father.

I said, "Where's Your Hair Dad?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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After playing our set at the local block party, a group of kids walked up to the stage and the leader laughed, "You rock pretty good for a buncha ole geezers, but why the heck did you name your band, 'Bald Patch'!?" I shrugged and said...

"To be honest, it was off the top of my head."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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im balding and my girlfriend said I need to wear a hat to cover it up. I told her no and she broke up with me... no cap..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatoneelijah
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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"I SAID BALD-HEADED, NOT FALLED-DEADED, Ned." -- Homer Simpson
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What do you call the first sign of baldness?

A hairline fracture!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainLongsack
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/therealfugazi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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My friend went bald years ago, but still carries his old comb with him.

He just can’t part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...

He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."

"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."

So they did.

Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.

And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...

He said, "Look at my hair. It used to be so magnificent, but it's completely gone now. My hair can't be saved. But look outside at the forest. It's such a lovely forest with so many trees, but sooner or later they'll all be cut down and this forest will look as bald as my hair."

"What I want you to do..." the man continued. "Is, every time a tree is cut down or dies, plant a new one in my memory. Tell your descendants to do the same. It shall be our family's duty to keep this forest strong."

So they did.

Each time the forest lost a tree, the children replanted one, and so did their children, and their children after them.

And for centuries, the forest remained as lush and pretty as it once was, all because of one man and his re-seeding heirline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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If Satan ever goes bald and gets a hairpiece

there will be hell toupee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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My buddy went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb with him.

He just can’t part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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I’m a bald man and I’m thinking of getting rabbits tattooed on my head.

From a distance they will look like hares.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CineArma
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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When satan goes Bald

There will be hell toupΓ©e

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamacianmesane
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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If satan goes bald...

There will be hell toupee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benwheely
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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I went bald, but I kept my comb.

I just can't part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/feelthemink
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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If satan ever went bald

There would be hell toupee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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If I go bald, I'm going to get rabbits tattooed all over my head.

Because, from a distance, they'll look like hares.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrOsteel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2017
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If Satan goes bald....

There will be hell toupΓ©e

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mediumghetto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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I am bald and received a comb for my birthday.....

I told my son I'll never part with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yokotron
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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