Bald Eagles Puns

He thought he was a bird of pray.

I have 4 Goodyear tires with almost no tread. Make offer.

Hairing.

Cause its il-eagle

Until the recent discovery that there's actually a lot more out there. They just comb over.

He responded with " Was it bald or did it have a receding hairline?" Then laughed uncontrollably.

Receding airlines

A bald eagle

We were taking our 4 year old to get a haircut. While looking out his window he saw a hawk flying and my wife asked our son Wife: "Do you think he's going for a hair cut too?" Son: "birds don't need to get haircuts!" Me: "well bald eagles don't."

Eye rolling ensued.

"I saw a bald eagle on the way to work today."

Dad: "where does he work?!"

We were driving to dinner when on the highway we see a dead bird.

Her : Was that a dead bird? Me: I think it's a bald eagle.... You know, that's ill-eagle.

She smiled. I was hoping for the groan

Co-worker: I saw a bald eagle in my backyard this morning. It was large but so pretty.

Me: You should consider adding some rogaine to your bird feed.

Co-worker: Why would I add rogaine?

Me: Well you said it was a BALD eagle...

All coworkers: Groan Get Out...Just leave!

Hairring.