I have a constant urge to eat my mother’s pot brownies...

I think I’ve developed an edible complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaChuteQuiMarche
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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What does a person who is turned on by tall buildings have?

An edifice complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big_Toe_Bro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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I have a problem with over-engineered large buildings.

It's a complex complex complex.

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What is orange and yells β€˜I’m an orange, I’m an orange!’?

A tangerine with a superiority complex.

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I have a fear of overly intricate buildings.

I have a complex complex complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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My Uncle had an indoor pumpkin farm.

He had a real gourd complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ska_For_Brains
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Wonder no more !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualisticbird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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3 engineers were arguing about who designed the human body

1: it has to be a CompSci engineer, judging by the brain’s complexity

2: you’re wrong, it was a Mechanics engineer, look at the muscle and skeleton systems working as one

3: you’re both wrong, it was an Urban Planner, otherwise waste and entertainment areas wouldn’t be adjacent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstharothaZe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Detective Johnson and detective Smith were investigating a murder that occurred next to a playground. The only witnesses to the murder were four children, a brother age 3 and sister age 4, and a different brother (age 7) and sister (age 8).

The children all lived in a nearby apartment complex. The younger siblings lived in apartment 8D and the older ones lived in apartment 9D. Detective Johnson advised Detective Smith that she probably shouldn’t bother question 8D’s children about what they saw, since they’re too young to have a reliable memory. He believed that Smith would have a better chance of getting good information from the older children, since only 9D’s kids will remember.

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When my uncle died, he left me an apartment building he owned, but I was really nervous about taking it.

I got a complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jason_Boyd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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A buddy of mine only rents his apartments out to nuns.

Guess you could say he has a Sister complex...

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Algebra 2 puns

My social life is like 0 - 4i: complex and imaginary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5Dimensional
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Did you hear of the architect who felt compelled to design overly-engineered buildings?

He had a complex complex complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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My girlfriend is like the square root of -100

A solid 10, complex and negative half the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phantomPl0x
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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I've moved three times in six months.

I'm developing an apartment complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bdazz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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I had a friend who had a difficult problem with the apartment area that he lived in

He had a complex complex complex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uconnrob
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Good pun for a stoner neighbor named Cole?

Moved into a new apartment complex, me and a dude named Cole hit it off really hard. He is very obviously a HARDCORE stoner... I wanna stop calling him Cole and start calling him something that puns off his name Cole. Any suggestions??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KidImAPenguin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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Did you hear about the guy who was obsessed with buying condos?

He had an apartment complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blickhill17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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What does a Real number say to an Imaginary number during a fight?

At least I am not complex to understand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Folly_Knight
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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I always have trouble living in high rise buildings with many neighbors.

I might I might have an apartment complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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My landlord has been telling me he feels inadequate lately...

I wonder if he has a complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zwirt2
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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My buddy's parents run a marijuana bakery.

They make cookies, brownies, scones, the works. But my buddy acts a bit odd around them. He never touches edibles made by his father, and he will only eat edibles made by his mother.

I think he has an edible complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/osmo512
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Good news from my psychiatrist!

He's treated much worse cases of inferiority complex than mine!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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One of my friends is dating a girl who looks just like his mom...

I think his Oedipus Complex is apparent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeepSnot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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Didja hear about the guy that was totally transfixed by intricate multi-family dwellings?

He had a complex complex complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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Our mail keeps getting delivered to the wrong address, unit 200B instead of unit 200A

It must be a complex issue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2016
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My liquid food is better than your liquid food.

I've got a souperiority complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2018
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My son was hvaing trouble with his math homework...

He was working on angle measures, and had just been learning how to calculate measures for more complex quadrilaterals.

While doing his homework, I hear him from across the room groan and say quite loudly "Why can't they just be squares?!"

So I entered the room to see what was up. Deciding to be the dad I am, I said; "I take it everything's not all right?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sheyren
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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I suffer from the persistent delusion that I'm striped brown, white, and pink.

It's called a Neapolitan complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2017
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Dadjoke by calculus professor.

He was writing a complex problem onto the board, then stopped and said: "I will write a trick on this exercise, pay attention." Then he literally wrote TRICK onto the board.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justrandomdude
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2015
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There's an apartment building in my neighborhood that is filled with guys who think they're Jesus.

It's a messiah complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elvisnake
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2017
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What do you call it when someone thinks they're one-third white?

A Neapolitan complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2017
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Algebra.

My friend thinks that algebra 2 is complex, but I think he's just imagining things.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrollfaceTooPro
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2014
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My son has to read Oedipus for school. He asked me what I thought of it.

I told him it was complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_love_seinfeld
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2017
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What does someone have if they are attracted to people who feed them?

An edible complex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pepsi502
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2015
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I tried making a pun on enzymes and substrates today...

But it was too complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ozoneplayer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2015
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For Those of You Who Remember High School Math

If you play with complex conjugates,

you'll shoot your i out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dolphin11742
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2013
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In honor of my recently deceased high school English teacher

This was one of her favorite jokes she loved to tell: One day, a man was walking home after a long day at work. As he waited for a crosswalk signal, he glanced back and noticed a coffin standing down the block. "Odd," he thought, but he ignored it and continued home. He turned the corner and managed to catch a glimpse of the coffin again. This time is was closer to him... like it was following him. He picked up his pace and ran into his apartment complex. The coffin was right behind him. In a fright, he dashed up the stairs to his place, locked the door and barricaded himself in the bathroom. Thud, thud, thud! The coffin was banging on the bathroom door. The man frantically looked for something to defend himself. Just as the coffin busted through the door, the man grabbed some cough syrup from the medicine cabinet, threw it at the coffin ... and the coffin stopped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/biseriousjohn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2013
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I have an irrational fear of overly engineered buildings

I have a complex complex complex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesabermaniac
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I have a fear of overly complicated buildings

I have a complex complex complex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thenoblegoose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.

It’s a complex complex complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomredditor512
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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My mate has a fear of over-engineered buildings. He has a complex complex complex

He went to the psychiatrist and he discovered it was more than just a fear. He has a complex complex complex complex

The Doctor sent him to a specialised centre.. It was the complex complex complex complex complex.

Unfortunately, it was an over-engineered building. Yes, it was a complex complex complex complex complex complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I have a fear of over complicated industrial facilities

It's a complex complex complex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.

It's a complex complex complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peachyfluf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Algebra 2 puns

My social life is like 0 + 4i. Complex and imaginary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5Dimensional
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.

You could say I have a complex complex complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chronicdane
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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I have a phobia of overengineered buildings.

I have a complex complex complex

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My landlord has been telling me that he is feeling pretty inadequate lately.

I wonder if he has a complex.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karpish_the_smol
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2017
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