Azygos Vein Puns

Simple questions, I am studying for an anatomy exam coming in 10 hours, and I'm having difficulty finding a good source over this information. Just want to know if I'm getting my facts straight.

From what I understand, the Azygos vein is a way for the cava inferior to communicate with the cava superior.

It begins with the lumbar ascendant that communicates with common iliac vein.

There are bridges that connects the lumbar ascendant with inferior cava.

There are possible bridges that communicates azygo vein directly with inferior cava. (Don't know if that's common or not, the text hinted at it being a variation)

Possible bridges that communicates azygo vein with renal vein.

Hi all, My understanding is as follows:

1. The azygos vein is formed by the confluence of the ascending lumbar veins and the right subcostal vein

2. The azygos vein enters the thorax underneath the median arcuate ligament of the diaphragm

3. The subcostal neurovascular bundle enters the abdomen underneath the lateral arcuate ligament of the diaphragm.

How can the azygos be formed in the abdomen and go through the aortic hiatus if it needs to join the subcostal vein which is way out laterally? Am I missing something?

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

38/m/USA, white, 5’9”, 140lbs No smoking, drugs, or alcohol. Medications: Melatonin, Vitamin D, Vitamin B12

History of acid reflux, bruxism, vasovagal syncope, headaches, mild vertigo, palpitations, chest aches, anxiety, strabismus, constipation, appendectomy, insomnia, brain fog, concussion, visual snow, astigmatism

TL;DR - concerned that my usual visual phenomena transitioned to something a little more like a hallucination of motion

Quick backstory:

I’ve had a lot of strange visual symptoms since 2008. Mostly a “spottiness” where if I see a lot of translucent moving, flickering dark spots, sometimes cloudlike, on surfaces (i.e. a plain white wall is a great place to see them). Also bilateral monocular diplopia (i.e. shadows/ghosting on text,), brief positive afterimages, occasional “firefly” sparkles and “gnat” dark spots, also occasional transient dark concentric circles in my vision. Everything is present in both eyes except for a spot in the center of my right eye’s field of vision that looks like a fingerprint smudge on glass. I also have some convergence issues (binocular diplopia) presumably related to a strabismus that I had fixed at age 4.

I’ve been thoroughly checked out by an ophthalmologist, neurologist, and neuro-ophthalmologist and they didn’t find anything wrong with me. Most recent non-contrast brain MRI/MRA was just two months ago and was unremarkable besides a stable arachnoid cyst and note of azygos vein construction. In conclusion, they said: treat your anxiety.

So, to my current question:

Last night I noticed a dark shadowy spot in my vision going from the center to the bottom and then it was quickly gone and didn’t come back.

Then I noticed the top of the blanket on my bed seemed to be in motion, like it was made out of waves on a lake, or like boiling water, or like it was breathing, or like there were some critters running around beneath it. I thought maybe it’s a sensitivity to the parallel line pattern on the blanket, but then I saw the same thing on the plain sheet beneath it. This scared me but otherwise I felt fine. I tried to reproduce the effect on other objects in my apartment but it was very subtle on those objects, hardly noticable. But I was able to see it quite strong on my blanket until I went to bed an hour later.

I’m fairly concerned because this kind of shifts my situation from chronic visual field overlays to something that actually seems like a hallucination of something that’s not actually happeni

But let me give it a shot.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

He’s the new temp.

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Amy

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.