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What did Avril Lavigne say when her escort ended up being an undercover cop?

All this time you were pretending? So much for my happy ending.

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👤︎ u/JCRiotz

📅︎ Oct 01 2020

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A lot of people think that Avril, who sang songs like "Complicated", is dead.

This is untrue, she is actually still Lavigne.

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👤︎ u/MrFillywonk

📅︎ Aug 20 2020

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Husband told me he'd gotten me a 14-carat diamond. Sigh.

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👤︎ u/Pargsnip

📅︎ Sep 11 2017

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