Avery Puns

A list of puns related to "Avery"

Making a Murderer didn't have Avery good ending.
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👤︎ u/garryd11
📅︎ Jan 18 2016
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Driving down the road, listening to Disney songs. I look in my rear view mirror. My two-year-old is grooving. I ask her, "Aw, are you dancing?" And she replies,

"I'm Avery."

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👤︎ u/TuLongDong
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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A classic on fathers day

Im sitting in my bedroom just surfing while my wife give my girls a shower in the master bathroom.

So shower's over and Avery was whining that she was cold. After a long day of swimming, that whining turned into a temper tantrum. IM COLD!! IM REALLY COLD!!! over and over.

Calmly, I say, "Ave", she sobs "what", I say "IM REALLY DADDY, ITS NICE TO MEET YOU"

BOOM!! full blown screams and cries. Mission accomplished.

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👤︎ u/ZER0EFFSGIVEN
📅︎ Jun 18 2018
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Dad joked my family over Tabasco sauce

Mom: Tabasco sauce is made in a place called Avery Island.

Step dad: Yeah, it was probably a leper colony.

Me: And now it's a pepper colony!

everyone booed me

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👤︎ u/joannchilada
📅︎ Jan 12 2014
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