A list of puns related to "Austria Hungary"
but against whom?
As the missus is plating up bacon and eggs for us all...
Me: "I'm so next to Austria right now"
*** quizzical looks ***
Me: "I'm Hungary!"
*** cue groans all' round ***
Me: *** laughs to self, satisfied ***
We were talking about European history and this happened. Me: You know how Austria and Hungary used to be combined but split? Him: Yeah, but I heard that they aren't called Hungary anymore. Me: What do you mean? Him: I guess they ate.
I squinted at him, and then realized that he just produced perfect dadjoke material.
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