A list of puns related to "Auctions"
He couldn’t make a Prophet.
...going twice…
I thought it was a safe bet.
Now I know how to properly use the royal wii.
I asked him: "Joe Bidden?"
Bad bed bid, bod bud.
It was the grater of two evils.
The Rock's paper scissors said "Shoot."
When the winner was asked how she could justify the expense for old towels? Her response was that it is still the best way to dry Hoff.
The auction's goal was to raise money for Tourette syndrome research by selling origami figures made by famous celebrities. To highlight the purpose of the auction, the organization in charge asked all participating celebs to write a replacement of a naughty four-letter word most closely associated with the disorder.
For example, George Clooney's origami penguin said Fudge instead of the F-word.
Margot Robbie's paper flower said Beach instead of the B-word.
I bid on the origami made by Dwayne Johnson.
The Rock's paper scissors said Shoot.
I figured it must be worth a fortune.
Win or lose, you’ll be the highest bidder.
Talk about money for old rope.
Because someone said God forbid.
I knew a Canadian plumber who was considering buying a toilet at an auction.
After a while he said, "Maybe I'll make a bid, eh."
My Dad and I were watching a car auction last night. A Corvette went for low money and I exclaimed "That's a steal!" to wich my dad replied "No, that's fiberglass!"
They're about to sell the ladders. They always go high.
https://imgur.com/gallery/1o6Yu
But, I got out bidet.
It will be named E-Bae
...going twice.
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