A hot dog.
It’s not hard.
...San Diego.
When he wakes up, he's going to be a tan gent.
He has seasame seed buns
A kid was manning the pump and I asked if they take cards He replies with a straight face : No we give it back after swiping
She wasn’t unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing. She would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around, then speak to them.
Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money for something she carried in her bag.
The couple assumed she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didn’t know for sure they just continued to watch her.
After a couple of weeks the wife asked, “Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?”
He hadn’t and said so. Then she said, “Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she’s really doing.”
Well, the plan went off without a hitch, and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave. The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road. “Well, is she selling drugs?” she asked excitedly.”
“No, she’s not.” he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.
“Well, what is it, then?” his wife fairly shrieked.
The man grinned and said. “Her name is Sally and she’s selling batteries.”
“Batteries?” cried the wife.
“Yes,” he replied. “She sells C cells by the Seashore.”
Because they always bring their trunks.
He couldn't stand it.
On the shellf.
I wrote back, “Shore.”
I’m neapoliTAN!
I told her, "all you need to do is break a sand 5."
Well, I'm drawing a line in the sand.
“I shall leave no tern unstoned.”
Sandy Eggo
He was a frenching beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con...
It's what he would've wanted.
Because of how pail it was.
Pelikinesis is a real thing.
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Buoyancy
With Tide.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Comic sands
Bear Naked.
It was out last resort.
Surprised, she asked, "How do you know?"
I replied, "Well, it's a little pail!"
"What are you doing?" asked the boy's father.
"Making burritos" the boy responded.
Me: The dog just dug up a bunch of sand into our food.
Son: Well it issss called a sandwich daddy.
Me: smiles and nods with approval
Jersey Shore
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Best ocean to play sports in?
The Golf of Mexico
Dad: Wat?
Son: They are at C Level
Went to the beach with my family and brought my parents. My wife was making everyone sandwiches when my four year old daughter became impatient and started whining that she wanted her sandwich next.
My dad picked up a handful of sand and slowly poured it out of his hand while saying "What is the matter? Look at all the sand which is here!"
Scooby diving.
It ain't hard
It isn't hard.
A San Diego
This is because of all the sand which is there
Because he has sesame seed buns.
It's not hard.
