Astroturf Puns

A list of puns related to "Astroturf"

I just called a landscape gardener round to give me a quote for some astroturf..

He said he couldn't do it because my garden is portrait.

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👤︎ u/Seany_Mallie17
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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If the Super Bowl went into overtime, does that mean the first 4 quarters were just a really long commercial since the game was Tide?

I really hope Tide had another commercial ready just in case.

Edit: Thank you for the Reddit Gold, kind stranger! My first!

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👤︎ u/brady_bear3
📅︎ Feb 06 2018
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What terrain do men play football on in space?

AstroTurf

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👤︎ u/Leemo15
📅︎ Sep 05 2015
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Quote from Tug McGraw, baseball hall-of-famer and father of country singer Tim McGraw

A reporter once asked Tug if he preferred playing on grass or Astroturf

Tug's response: "I don't know, I've never smoked Astroturf"

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👤︎ u/za1reeka
📅︎ Jun 23 2015
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