A list of puns related to "Assumptions"
I think we all have a rough idea of why weβre here.
It makes an ass out of u and mptions
Because they're miss taken.
I said, βIt must be my weekend immune system.β
The programmer returns home with 12 gallons of milk and says, βThey had eggs.β
edit: I know guys, I know, itβs supposed to be 13, I messed up the wording, please forgive me
F'raternity
I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.
I said, "Yes. Steve."
She said, "Awww! That's a lovely name!"
"Thanks." I said. "But what do you think we should call the baby?"
There's always too many holes in the plot.
Of course I replied with "hi pregnant, I'm Dad"
First official dad joke...
So my grand father always used to tell me you know what they say about assuming, it makes an ass out of you and meβ¦I miss him.
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