I was going to write a joke about martial arts, but I decided that it was to offensive
Jenna Bush Hager interviews her dad (Bush 43) for an NBC special on the opening of his art exhibition at the Bush Presidential Library. About a minute in, he slips in a pretty good dad joke:
Jenna: Do these people know that you are painting them?
Bush: Sort of. There's no telling how these people are going to react. I think I told Tony [Blair] I was painting him and he sort of brushed it off.
Jenna: No 'art pun' intended.
Bush: That was definitely an art pun.
http://www.today.com/video/today/54864022#54864022
Edit: Grammar.
Because they didn't have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
Notwithstanding.
Because it was cultured.
...Phil
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They really liked the Bay B shark.
I drew First Blood.
It was called “Welcome Back Kata”
Makes sense. They can never have too many professional drawers
Bob
It ended in a draw!
And it can move you to have a myocardial infarction -
Would you call that an "Art Attack"?
He Frida Kahlo
I think it had just delivered a package or something.
…it’s a very shady business
He probably would name it a...
...illegalery.
Dad: who are Jim & Art?
Daughter: They’re CLASSES!
Dad: oh, like brothers? Jim and Art Class?
Daughter: Stares with the hatred of a thousand Gen Zs…
When I do it, I get kicked out of Home Depot.
It had nice foiliage.
He wanted to pass with flying colors.
I thought of that myself.
So I’ve been working on a theme for my bakery business idea and feel it’s going to be wasted so I thought I’d at least share it with you before it goes to the idea graveyard.
I love art and artist and trailed off on this thought that I could somehow blend the two and thought of Vincent Van dough and it kind of snowballed from there with :
Frida Kahloaf Rembreadt Hieronymus Brioche Michelangeloaf
Keep it going...
She always said the secret was to mold them out of pewter.
What did the Proud Boy student say to his Language Arts professor?
I’m dropping your class, I’m anti-semantic.
It was just last week that I was called to use my dark arts of necromancy to reanimate a farmer. Unfortunately, since joining the ranks of the undead he's developed quite a few bad manners. I believe the problem lies in the fact that he was raised in a barn.
I had a customer who loved that I made their Van Gogh, but hated it when I talked their ear off.
They consider their work an art and everyone who comes along turns it into crap.
Because they are Art Official
I met a man who says he only makes art from reversed pictures of sea life that are projected onto his paper.
Told me he’s a Ray Tracer.
It’s very shady.
He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh
Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
Bob.
Phil
