My bff and I want to go to a local art exhibit. Terrible art puns ensue
Martial arts pun
I was going to write a joke about martial arts, but I decided that it was to offensive
When I saw this art pun I knew I had to put it here
President Bush dad jokes his daughter (and the nation) during art gallery interview. [Video, @1:14]
Jenna Bush Hager interviews her dad (Bush 43) for an NBC special on the opening of his art exhibition at the Bush Presidential Library. About a minute in, he slips in a pretty good dad joke:
Jenna: Do these people know that you are painting them?
Bush: Sort of. There's no telling how these people are going to react. I think I told Tony [Blair] I was painting him and he sort of brushed it off.
Jenna: No 'art pun' intended.
Bush: That was definitely an art pun.
http://www.today.com/video/today/54864022#54864022
Edit: Grammar.
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