My bff and I want to go to a local art exhibit. Terrible art puns ensue
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GunShopMom
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Martial arts pun

I was going to write a joke about martial arts, but I decided that it was to offensive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kevin_Nivek1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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Classic art pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quiescam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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When I saw this art pun I knew I had to put it here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Biz_Ascot_Junco
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President Bush dad jokes his daughter (and the nation) during art gallery interview. [Video, @1:14]

Jenna Bush Hager interviews her dad (Bush 43) for an NBC special on the opening of his art exhibition at the Bush Presidential Library. About a minute in, he slips in a pretty good dad joke:

Jenna: Do these people know that you are painting them?

Bush: Sort of. There's no telling how these people are going to react. I think I told Tony [Blair] I was painting him and he sort of brushed it off.

Jenna: No 'art pun' intended.

Bush: That was definitely an art pun.

http://www.today.com/video/today/54864022#54864022

Edit: Grammar.

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I see so much beautiful art here on Reddit so I wanted to join in.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/overachievingogre
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Two artists had an art contest.

It ended in a draw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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Did you hear about the band that got cancelled by PETA for their album art featuring trees made of flesh?

They caught a lot of meatwood flack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burritovore
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My monkey friend says that he can use martial arts to fight off disease. I think he's tricking me and he says

Ape will fu ills

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrueAidooo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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I’m planning a paint themed party for my friend, any paint/art themed puns I can use for the invitations?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MannnOfHammm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are gonna stop making ice cream and start their own branch of martial arts?

They call it Koo-Kee Do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FartyMcFry89
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Why did the art thief’s van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum?

Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Art by Cyanide & Happiness
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocoBandicoot99
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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What do you call Catholic martial arts?

Nun-Jitsu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FranticFridge
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What do you call a Catholic Sister who's an expert in stealth and martial arts?

A nunja.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JakeIsTheEnemy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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art teacher: is that a bird or a plane

young clark kent: crumples self portrait

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suktupbutterkup
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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The Earth without art is..

just eh!!!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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I know a family of Artists but I am not sure how they make so much Money

Very Sketchy People

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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How do you get an art history major off your front porch ?

Pay for the pizza πŸ•.

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I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique

But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cobclob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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I never liked art teachers...

They were always a bit sketchy.

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I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!

I was quicker to the draw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snoo-lad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Found out martial arts expert Bruce Lee had a vegan brother

His name was Broco Lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sacrelidge
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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What is the difference between an art installation and performance art?

Crap on your neighbors doorstep then ring the doorbell - that's an art installation.

Ring the doorbell THEN crap on his doorstep - that's performance art.

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We must create artistic compositions made of various materials glued on a surface for my Art 419 class project...

I guess I'll give it the old collage try.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I got an F in art class on purpose

I wanted my report card to spell out F art

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrjaxson1111
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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The Earth without 'art'...

....is 'EH'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Some fan art I made today
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EkskiuTwentyTwo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Need a pun and I’m not good at them

I’m making some art about a band with three spray bottles as the singers, what are some band names? It would be cool if it was a pun about sprays or a parody of an existing band, thanks

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Where do vampires buy their art supplies?

Pencilvania

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πŸ‘€︎ u/batfloke
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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What is sun tzu’s cookbook called?

The art of vore

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I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...

It was stolen from right under my nose.

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I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.

Nice touch.

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I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...

My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Art supplies are a sound financial investment

That’s why it’s called β€œart appreciation”

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What's a seal's favorite subject?

Art Art Art!

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I just found out that Mercedes is donating state of the art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.

They’re calling it Mercedes-clenz

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I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.

I asked about it once and he said β€œI like to bill them later.”

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The deal has been sealed.
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Where do you put crappy art?

...on the continental shelf.

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My 4 year old just told her first dad joke, and I've never been more proud.

My pregnant wife is wearing a white shirt that has a pumpkin painted over her belly, for Halloween. We are having another little girl, and have set on the name Ellie.

My daughter comes home, and is greeted by my wife.

4yo: "I like your shirt mama!

Wife: "Aww thank you! Do you like my pumpkin belly?

4yo: "...I like your pumpkin Ellie!"

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Art Garfunkel has been selling his hair, saying that its essence makes people horny

He calls it his afro-disiac

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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A weeping pastry...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartianGlassner
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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I have decided to go to a city in SW France to study history and art.

I figure, what do I have Toulouse.

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I can’t afford expensive art

I have no monet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eormada
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Do you know why the French eat just one egg for breakfast?

Because in France, one egg is Un ouef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tamizander
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I’ve been working on my poop art recently...

It’s pretty shit

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