My bff and I want to go to a local art exhibit. Terrible art puns ensue
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GunShopMom
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Martial arts pun

I was going to write a joke about martial arts, but I decided that it was to offensive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kevin_Nivek1
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Classic art pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quiescam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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When I saw this art pun I knew I had to put it here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Biz_Ascot_Junco
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President Bush dad jokes his daughter (and the nation) during art gallery interview. [Video, @1:14]

Jenna Bush Hager interviews her dad (Bush 43) for an NBC special on the opening of his art exhibition at the Bush Presidential Library. About a minute in, he slips in a pretty good dad joke:

Jenna: Do these people know that you are painting them?

Bush: Sort of. There's no telling how these people are going to react. I think I told Tony [Blair] I was painting him and he sort of brushed it off.

Jenna: No 'art pun' intended.

Bush: That was definitely an art pun.

http://www.today.com/video/today/54864022#54864022

Edit: Grammar.

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Why did the student throw a 64 pack of Crayola crayons at his art teacher after he was done with his test?

He wanted to pass with flying colors.

I thought of that myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidman44
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Popt-art
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πŸ‘€︎ u/king-of-bird
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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I do punny art πŸ˜‰ Hope you guys like them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/art_mgk
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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Cover art
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahsatan999
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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What do you call a baby goat that knows martial arts?

The Karate Kid!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnAsianNerd123
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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How does a lazy martial arts trainer announce himself?

Hi, Ya

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uckioh
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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One day, Anne decided to create some pencil and paper art. So she grabbed some of her chopped Terra Cotta and decided to create her art at a comedy club. There,

Anne Drew Diced Clay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrueAidooo
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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I see so much beautiful art here on Reddit so I wanted to join in.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/overachievingogre
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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What's a trump supporter's favorite martial art?

Krav maga.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/copenhagen_bram
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Even though the art thief and the photographer were friends,

Neither had ever taken the other’s picture.

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Two artists had an art contest.

It ended in a draw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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What does fan art smell like?

F.Art

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Durango01
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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My son grows a lot of fur and manufactures products of art or craft on nights when the moon is full...

He is a ware wolf!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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Did you hear about the band that got cancelled by PETA for their album art featuring trees made of flesh?

They caught a lot of meatwood flack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burritovore
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My monkey friend says that he can use martial arts to fight off disease. I think he's tricking me and he says

Ape will fu ills

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrueAidooo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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Failed my art exam by using the wrong pencil.

It wasn't 2b.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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I’m planning a paint themed party for my friend, any paint/art themed puns I can use for the invitations?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MannnOfHammm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Art by Cyanide & Happiness
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocoBandicoot99
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Why did the art thief’s van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum?

Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
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Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are gonna stop making ice cream and start their own branch of martial arts?

They call it Koo-Kee Do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FartyMcFry89
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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What do you call Catholic martial arts?

Nun-Jitsu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FranticFridge
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What do you call a Catholic Sister who's an expert in stealth and martial arts?

A nunja.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JakeIsTheEnemy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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The Earth without art is..

just eh!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amar610
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art teacher: is that a bird or a plane

young clark kent: crumples self portrait

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suktupbutterkup
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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I never liked art teachers...

They were always a bit sketchy.

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I know a family of Artists but I am not sure how they make so much Money

Very Sketchy People

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I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique

But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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How do you get an art history major off your front porch ?

Pay for the pizza πŸ•.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Found out martial arts expert Bruce Lee had a vegan brother

His name was Broco Lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sacrelidge
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I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!

I was quicker to the draw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snoo-lad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Some fan art I made today
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EkskiuTwentyTwo
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What is the difference between an art installation and performance art?

Crap on your neighbors doorstep then ring the doorbell - that's an art installation.

Ring the doorbell THEN crap on his doorstep - that's performance art.

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I got an F in art class on purpose

I wanted my report card to spell out F art

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We must create artistic compositions made of various materials glued on a surface for my Art 419 class project...

I guess I'll give it the old collage try.

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The Earth without 'art'...

....is 'EH'

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I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.

Nice touch.

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I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...

It was stolen from right under my nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ramzert
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Where do vampires buy their art supplies?

Pencilvania

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πŸ‘€︎ u/batfloke
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I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flour...

My teacher said, I'm the perfect roll model.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Art supplies are a sound financial investment

That’s why it’s called β€œart appreciation”

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