A list of puns related to "Armed Combat"
The security guard where I worked was a retired Army sergeant who was always joking with us.
One day I came in from a smoke break and asked what had happened to the guy in the parking lot. I said that he looked like he'd been injured in combat or something - missing his right leg and right arm.
I could hear that everybody had stopped working because they wanted to hear about this guy.
The security guard asked if he was still around, because everybody in the building had to be signed in by him.
With a straight face I replied, "No. He's just left."
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