Why are all archeologists depressed?

Because their lives are in ruins

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What similar to working at McDonald’s and being a archeologist in Athens

You will smell like ancient Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AidenAvocado
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Why did the archeologist have to get a new job?

Because her career was in ruins!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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She fell in love with an archeologist

Her future in now in ruins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josentangles
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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The archeologist thought he had dug up a full dinosaur

but it just was a fossil arm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vagdryna
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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How do you embarrass an archeologist?

Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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My archeologist buddy invited me to a party. Apparently the entertainment was looking for leg bones in his backyard.

It was quite the shindig

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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What is an archeologist

Someone whose career is in ruins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/montymuncher
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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What would an annoyed archeologist do?

He would have a bone to pick with someone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whyarey0ugei
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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Archeologists really dig their job

and they work their fingers to the bone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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At first I thought it was great marrying an archeologist...

But then I found out she was a gold digger and my life is in ruins!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2019
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You know, being an archeologist is a dream...

Because then it's okay when your life is in ruins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rogue-wolf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2017
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I am a Chemist, and the girl I’m seeing is an archeologist.

We are Carbon, dating.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Archeologists in Egypt have recently uncovered a mummy covered in choclate and nuts

Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chops9391
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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Why was Napoleon a bad archeologist?

He would always pick a Bonaparte

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingJacobZuma
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2017
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The archeologist was also a lawyer

He worked pro bone-know

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mikilt22
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2017
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Archeologists have discovered the World's oldest bread...

I think they found it in the Earth's crust.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tdotdave
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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An archeologist just dug up a prehistoric tampon

He still isn't sure which period it was from.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2016
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Archeologists in Egypt have uncovered the tomb of a mummy that appears to be covered in chocolate and hazelnuts

It's beleived to be the long lost Pharoah Rocher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philbertagain
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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Archeologists

Just don't make fun of archeologists... You'll get Jurasskicked

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Did you hear about the archeologist that went bankrupt?

He was in ruins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcuccione
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2017
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How do you embaress an archeologist?

Give him a used tampon, and ask him from wich period is it.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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