Arachnids Puns

A list of puns related to "Arachnids"

What do you say to an arachnid that worries too much about everything?

Please, don't be so dramatick!

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👤︎ u/CyanideShank1
📅︎ Nov 08 2020
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I saw a funny movie about an Italian arachnid.

It was a Roman tick comedy

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👤︎ u/coluber_kid
📅︎ May 29 2020
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A hematophagous Arachnid Acari showed up wearing sturdy leather leggings with a belt.

Questioned by his friend why he was dressed like that he responded "Im a Chaps-tick"

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👤︎ u/NetScr1be
📅︎ Apr 09 2020
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How does Peter Parker keep track of the number of arachnids in any given neighborhood?

He uses his spider census.

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👤︎ u/dashiellbalder
📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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Did you hear what happened to the deceitful arachnid?

It was caught in a web of lies.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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What do you get when you cross a blood sucking arachnid with a moon worshiping cult?

A lunatic.

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👤︎ u/MicroMatrixx
📅︎ Aug 11 2018
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I swear she's attracted to arachnids

I spider kissing one

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👤︎ u/FaTb0i8u
📅︎ Oct 27 2018
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After failing as a teacher, my brother tried his hand at insect-arachnid cross-breeding.

I'm getting tired of his stupid ant-ticks!

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👤︎ u/desireewhitehall
📅︎ May 19 2018
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A scientist sits down with some colleagues at the lab cafeteria:

"Oh hi Bill! We were just discussing the promiscuous mating habits of blood-sucking arachnids." Bill abruptly grabs his tray and stands up to leave.

"Sorry guys. I don't discuss poly ticks at work."

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👤︎ u/Make_it_perfect
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.

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👤︎ u/aglatte
📅︎ Dec 21 2019
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Alternate name for Spider-Man.

Peter Parkour.

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👤︎ u/Domthehuman1
📅︎ Dec 21 2017
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Wife: Daddy long legs spiders don't bug me

Me: That's because they're arachnids.

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👤︎ u/MattTheProgrammer
📅︎ Aug 29 2015
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