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Spermatophore Puns

A list of puns related to "Spermatophore"

Has anyone else had a female mantis appear to push out what looks like a spermatophore about a day after mating? She opened up her rectal opening and pushed out a white glob over the course of an hour or two. I though it was the beginning of an ooth at first but then it fell off like excrement.
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👤︎ u/Boinoiboiboinoi
📅︎ Oct 25 2021
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My first mantis pairing ever was a success. Although they were locked for 17 hours, i consider it a success because the male is still alive and he obviously did the job because that there is a spermatophore haha
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👤︎ u/danyellekylie
📅︎ Mar 25 2021
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TIL that eating uncooked squid without removing the Spermatophores can inseminate your mouth with squid sperm that bite and give a stinging sensation. businessinsider.com/woman…
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👤︎ u/Rben97
📅︎ May 14 2020
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Everyone is posting Spotted Salamanders. Here is a Spotted Salamander I found and a Spotted Salamander spermatophore. reddit.com/gallery/mdr6zr
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👤︎ u/theDRW
📅︎ Mar 26 2021
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TIL: Centipedes don't have sex. Instead they leave packets of their sperm, called spermatophore, around for females to find. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cen…
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👤︎ u/Freerangepeeps
📅︎ May 20 2017
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Is this a poop that's fused withe a spermatophore...? Hades had it after struggling for awhile
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👤︎ u/KevroniCoal
📅︎ Jan 12 2020
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TIL crickets have the largest testes in the world compared to body ratio - at 14% of their weight - b/c they have a LOT of sex. Highly promiscuous female Mormon crickets also FIGHT TO EAT SPERM (spermatophore). The spermatophore can be 27% of the male's body weight. theconversation.com/if-si…
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👤︎ u/foxkittie
📅︎ Mar 26 2020
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Not your average r/herpetology post - a spermatophore, likely from a spotted salamander
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👤︎ u/Manbearpig147
📅︎ Apr 09 2019
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Woke up to a spermatophore in my whipspider enclosure this morning. Might be expecting babies in the future!
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👤︎ u/WeHop76
📅︎ Sep 04 2019
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Salamanders male typically deposits a spermatophore on the ground or in the water according to species, and the female picks this up with her vent. Yup, no direct physical contact.
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👤︎ u/chalkchick0
📅︎ Feb 11 2019
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3 spermatophores yet none taken
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👤︎ u/desperateseatoad
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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Mastigoproctus proscorpio - Insemination. Male (dark) assists female with the uptake of spermatozoa from the spermatophore.
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👤︎ u/SandxShark
📅︎ Feb 05 2019
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Some creep keeps sending me squidpics. I blocked him, but then I found a spermatophore embedded in my porch. Gross, and I'm freaking out.
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👤︎ u/overcomebyfumes
📅︎ May 20 2016
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TIL: Centipedes don't have sex. Instead they leave packets of their sperm, called spermatophore, around for females to find. reddit.com/r/todayilearne…
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👤︎ u/unremovable
📅︎ May 20 2017
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This section of a lobster spermatophore looks like a galaxy.
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👤︎ u/leahmd93
📅︎ Sep 28 2018
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TIL when a "Korean woman experienced severe pain in her oral cavity immediately after eating a portion of parboiled squid along with its internal organs," she "spat it out immediately" but still felt "many...organisms penetrating her oral mucosa." They were squid spermatophores [PDF Page Number 225] digitalcommons.unl.edu/jr…
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👤︎ u/trot-trot
📅︎ Sep 13 2017
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Intro to Squid Spermatophores & the "pregnant Korean woman" headlines [11 min] vimeo.com/44687825
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👤︎ u/outofbort
📅︎ Jun 25 2012
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My spermatophores talk, and they do so incessantly. Problem is they don't speak in unison so it all sounds like a muffled high pitched cacophony coming from my crotch. I'm starting to get weird looks when I'm in an elevator.

And most importantly, I don't know what message they're trying to relay; I can't even be one hundred percent sure that it's meant for me either.

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👤︎ u/Docjaded
📅︎ Jan 31 2017
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Woman 'becomes pregnant by squid'... even though she SPAT OUT the spermatophores mirror.co.uk/news/weird-n…
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👤︎ u/musthaveit
📅︎ Jun 15 2012
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Male cockroaches transfer sperm to females in a "gift-wrapped" package called a spermatophore. Some males cover the package in a protein-rich wrapping that the female can eat to obtain nutrients to raise her young. Delicious! facebook.com/coolfact
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👤︎ u/coolfacts
📅︎ Jan 10 2013
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TIL dead squids continue to try and reproduce if they haven't been boiled properly. abcnews.go.com/blogs/heal…
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👤︎ u/SouperAsylum
📅︎ Nov 12 2021
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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👤︎ u/Leckzsluthor
📅︎ Jan 02 2022
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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👤︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
📅︎ Jan 13 2022
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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👤︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
📅︎ Jan 11 2022
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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👤︎ u/frexyincdude
📅︎ Jan 14 2022
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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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👤︎ u/FarronKeepSucks
📅︎ Jan 14 2022
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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👤︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
📅︎ Jan 12 2022
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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👤︎ u/shampy311
📅︎ Dec 28 2021
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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👤︎ u/Paulie_Felice
📅︎ Jan 07 2022
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E or ß?
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👤︎ u/Amazekam
📅︎ Jan 03 2022
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No spoilers
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👤︎ u/Onfour
📅︎ Jan 06 2022
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Covid problems
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👤︎ u/theincrediblebou
📅︎ Jan 12 2022
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i Karenough to
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👤︎ u/Amazekam
📅︎ Jan 14 2022
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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👤︎ u/Lance986
📅︎ Dec 15 2021
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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👤︎ u/demotrek
📅︎ Jan 13 2022
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Spi__
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👤︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
📅︎ Jan 11 2022
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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👤︎ u/designjeevan
📅︎ Jan 03 2022
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