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The invisible man went to the Doctor’s, and asked the Receptionist for an appointment.
“I’m sorry, but we can’t see you today”.
I went to my therapist appointment wearing pants made of plastic wrap.
He said, "I always thought you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts."
How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?
You call them and say you can't cum!
My wife told me that she couldn't wait for her chiropractor appointment tomorrow
So I sang to her "Nothing could be finer than to see your spine aligner in the mor-or-ning..."
Yes doctor, I have an appointment for seminal fluid analysis tomorrow, but I can’t remember what time…
… I just need to know when to come
I was on the phone to my doctor and told him I think I’ve contracted monkeypox and could I make an appointment to see him.
He told me to swing by tomorrow.
What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Just got back from an appointment with my optometrist today.
It was an eye-opening experience
My wife got a last-minute appointment at the mammography clinic
They said they could squeeze her in.
Man walks into a psychiatrist appointment and exclaims, “I’m a teepee, I’m a wigwam”!
The Doc looks at him and says I know what’s wrong with you, you’re two tents!
So this hairdresser had an appointment with the Queen at Buckingham Palace
At the gates he said to the guard "I have an appointment to do the Queen's hair for the Jubilee"
The guard said "Have you got a permit?"
The hairdresser says "No, no, I just need to trim it a little and add a little flourish".
The Invisible Man went to visit a doctor without making an appointment.
The doctor said,I'm sorry but I can't see you right now!
I told my wife I have a dentist appointment. She asked me what time and I said…
I went to my doctor's appointment yesterday. The receptionist asked me "Which doctor?"
I said "Actually, I want a normal doctor"
When was the dentist appointment?
My friend had a triple bypass surgery appointement yesterday but he didn't go.
He had a change of heart at the last minute.
I hated my first doctor’s appointment.
I had to wait 9 months in the waiting room.
I called the dentist office to set up an appointment for next Wednesday.
The clerk asked, "2:30?"
I replied, "Yes very much."
Like many, I fear the dentist office. I never leave for an appointment without my trusty harpoon, in case things go sideways. My dentist asked what am I so afraid of.
The way my 3 year olds dentist keeps her mouth open the whole appointment is magical.
what do you call an egg that always miss it's appointments?
Half past two is the best time to book a dentist appointment.
My wife is suffering from an iron deficiency.
So pardon me if my clothes look wrinkled.
I work front desk, deflecting patients from getting appointments.
My wife missed her appointment with the cosmetics consultant.
I guess she’ll have to do a make up session later.
I was checking in at an appointment today and told the receptionist I was there to see the doctor.
She replied, "Which doctor?"
I said, "No, no. Just the regular one."
It's easy to make appointments with gymnasts
I told the receptionist I need an appointment.
How about 10 tomorrow. She replied.
I don’t need that many. Said I.
my client just called to confirm the appointment for this coming Monday..
I scheduled a visit to my doctor, but she had to cancel.
I have an appointment with the horse doctor.
How that horse became a doctor, I don’t know.
Do I enjoy randomly appointing people to judicial positions?
I'll let you be the judge of that.
My wife arrived for an appointment and texted me "There's no body here!"
"Well I hope you would call the cops if there were"
I have an optometrist appointment to fix my cross-eye
I'm not looking forward to it.
My wife’s hairdresser wanted her to sign a long-term service agreement before setting up an appointment, but she refused.
Just couldn’t accept all those perms and conditions.
I called the library the other day to make an appointment.
They told me they were all booked.
My dentist is a really mean guy
He always hurts my fillings.
Today I went to see my chiropractor for an appointment.
He said to me, "I see your back".
What’s the best time for a dentist appointment?
What time is your dentist appointment?
2:30, like tooth hurty!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂
When did the man go to his dentist appointment?
When is the best time to schedule a dentist appointment?
I make all my dentist appointments at the same time.
What's the best time to book a dentist appointment?
I told the receptionist I have an appointment at 11 and she replied, "Which doctor?"
I replied back, "No, I want a regular doctor thank you."
The best time to visit the dentist is in the morning.
Most people won't make an appointment before 2:30 (tooth hurty).
What time should you schedule a dentist appointment?
I have a dentist appointment today.
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