My brother: Jeez, How many coats do you need? I'm sure the table is warm enough already!
I still think he was selling himself short.
Because he's a high-functioning sauce-your-path
I'm really a meat and potatoes kind of guy.
It's something I can see myself doing.
The interviewer asked "Do you have a criminal record?"
"No. Is that still required?"
More of a thot experiment really.
I don’t think they like my stool samples.
You should have seen the filthy look she gave me.
I heard it protects you from nicks.
After all, everyone deserves a re-buttle.
Because they don't want their lips to stick.
Dad: I'm sure you 'll make a great farmer Me:i said nursing Dad: oh. Either way I'm sure you'll be out standing in your field. Me... Thanks dad
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to a degree.
"I think I'm going to take this class here."
"Well, okay, but they might notice it's missing."
Dad's on the computer in my room stating out things on an application, gets to the Race section. He say's "Race? No, I hate running." turns to me and laughs for a solid 20 minutes.
I am M2F trans with 2 kids. Although I am very fem, the dad jokes still sometimes slip. Tonight, I was speaking with a friend on Facebook and this classic came out while talking about my job hunt and seeking a position with Hanford and/or Bechtel (a nuclear facility)
"Hopefully I'll get at least an interview. I hear that it's a pretty toxic environment, but if you're in, it's a big nuclear family"
When the interviewer asked me ‘Do you have a criminal record?”
I said “No, is that still required?”
I replied: "No. Is that still a requirement?"
