I went to my doctor because I had some abdomen pain. He confirmed β€œit looks you have acute appendicitis”

I replied β€œThat doesn’t sound very cute to ME, doc...”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikelln
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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A pre-surgical trans man goes to the doctor

Doc: β€œHave you had any surgeries?”

F2M: β€œYes. I had appendicitis.”

Doc: β€œAh. Appendectomy. How can I help you today?”

F2M: β€œAddadicktome.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaqdeezl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Hospital Visit

A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, 'Keep off the grass.' Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said.

Sorry, had to mow the lawn.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Dadjokes my boyfriend last night...

Him: "I've had appendicitis." Me: "so, you don't have an appendix?" Him: "nope!" Me:"... Well do you still have an epilogue." Him: (blank stare)

I laughed so her I had to leave the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dreamer6
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2014
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We were playing cards yesterday at Grandma and Grandpa's house

Grandma was keeping score as usual, and she was getting frustrated as her pen was running out of ink when my dad says: "It must have Appendicitis".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMAHobbitAMA
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2016
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